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Amnesia developer Frictional Games knows how to name a game

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Amnesia: The Dark Descent stands apart from most recent horror games for how it doesn’t have any combat, and doesn’t even really want you to look at scary things. It’s got an old school adventure game vibe, but it has its share of fans who appreciate not having to headshot zombies for a change. The game’s developers at Frictional Games recently announced the name of their next game, and not much else, to Joystiq. But what a name it is. Amnesia: a Machine for Pigs. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how you name a game!

A Machine for Pigs (pictured?) will be written and designed by Dan Pinchbeck, the creator of the artsy Source mod/ghost story, Dear Esther. Frictional intends to release it at the end of this year.

Guild Wars 2: when worlds collide

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If you’ve played any of the large-scale player vs. player in an MMO, you know what an absurd jumble it can be: a hundred character models jammed together with names hovering above them as if a layer of random multi-colored letters have snowed down onto their heads. Guild Wars 2’s world vs. world battles (pictured) are no exception.

A lot of Dark Age of Camelot players will appreciate how world vs. world pits three factions against each other, often trying to carry away each other’s orbs (owning orbs gives everyone in your faction a health boost), capturing each other strongpoints, and bringing powerful siege engines to bear. Many world vs. world encounters include powerful and expensive golems that excel at knocking down doors. Above is me in a catapult helping a bunch of players in the red faction while we try to knock down a door. It felt a lot like some of the battles I played in Warhammer Online. But it also felt different enough that Guild Wars 2’s world vs. world combat is one of the main reasons I can’t wait for this game to come out.

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Echo Bazaar comes alive and writhes in “Fogscape with Tentacles”

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I feel a little silly posting about something as inconsequential as promotional wallpaper, but when it’s wallpaper this good, I can’t help it. As you can see above, it’s a bit of evocatively creepy promotional art for Echo Bazaar, a game I’m still playing long after having written a review. Which isn’t something that happens very often. And the cool thing about that wallpaper is that the mood-breaking promotional URL tucks neatly under your taskbar in Windows XP.

Qt3 Games Podcast: wumpussed!

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This week we welcome Jeff “wumpus” Atwood to the show, only to embarrass ourselves horribly when we fail his basic interview process. But then he embarrasses himself horribly when he references what he thinks is a Bioware game. So we’re all even! We also talk a fair bit of Darkness II, Far Cry 3, the Game of Thrones card game, Rock Band and…well, you kind of have to hear Jeff’s pick for game of the week to believe it.

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Guild Wars 2: that ding ding ding

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One of my favorite things about the original Guild Wars is it never turned into that typical late-game MMO interface of rows of hotbars framing the screen, each festooned with tiny icons of impenetrable meaning. In Guild Wars, whatever level you were, however many hours you’d been playing, you only ever had eight skills. Before an adventure, you picked any eight skills you wanted. Your character was always a flexible thing. You could freely rejigger Guild Wars’ equivalent of a talent tree, which tweaked your eight skills in unique ways. But playing Guild Wars was always and only a matter of pressing one of eight buttons.

Guild Wars 2 is both simpler and more complicated. But I’m convinced it’s better for a few reasons, including one reason that means I absolutely, positively, no-question-about-it must go into that swamp pictured up there.

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Guild Wars 2: diving in

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Let me get this out of the way, because it’s important and, as I played the beta of Guild Wars 2, it was something I realized I’d nearly forgotten: Guild Wars 2 is a massively multiplayer online RPG.

That probably sounds obvious to a lot of people. I mean, it’s obvious to me on an intellectual level. But after being continually disappointed by MMOs, and fondly recalling the few that do things differently — DC Universe Online, Rift, the original Guild Wars — I think I piled too many expectations onto Guild Wars 2. So as I was playing, and as I sank into that comfortable groove, I started to smell something familiar: ennui.

Guild Wars 2, for all the cool stuff it does, will not change your opinion on MMOs. It’s very much a part of the genre. It is not the Second Coming of MMOs. It is not even the Reformation; a lot of things I like in Guild Wars 2, I’ve seen in other MMOs. It is, however, an epiphany. What I saw while playing over the last few days was a very good game, easily more polished than many MMOs at launch, and full of exciting content, bold design decisions, and beautiful artwork. It does things differently enough, smart enough, and gorgeous enough that the occasional whiff of ennui doesn’t make me any less enthusiastic about playing when it’s released.

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February 20: wallet threat level green

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This week’s wallet threat level is pretty relaxed. The array of threats includes an Alan Wake game on Xbox Live Arcade, the new Syndicate shooter from EA, some kind of interactive anime thing from Capcom called Asura’s Wrath, and a Metal Gear Solid for the Nintendo DS. Also, Sony wants you to buy another PSP.

But if you’re up for an indie fantasy game, I heartily recommend Conquest of Elysium 3.

Conquest of Elysium 3: I came, I saw, I totally got pwned

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The Senator faction is one of Conquest of Elysium’s weirdest factions. Because in a game full of crazy imaginative fantasy races with unique gameplay mechanics, the vanilla humans are the weirdos. This faction is basically Ancient Rome, but with occasional Greek revelers and Gandalfy wizards thrown in for good measure. To offset their plainness, they get a hearty bonus to gold income and trade capacity. Trade is a way to buy or sell your other resources. Got extra iron? Sell it with trade! Need more iron for your heavy units? Buy it with trade!

The Senator leader is — I hope you guessed it — a senator. This unit is good for not much of anything. He is awful in battle. His fist does one (1) point of damage. He has no special abilities. He cannot summon anything, gather anything, or cast any spells. He can’t even orate. As far as I can tell, he’s supposed to stay at home and eats grapes. Considering how many games I lose because I get my last commander killed in battle, the senator could be single most useful unit when it comes to not losing the game.

So why am I fighting the AI faction’s senator in battle?

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2K Games to plug religion and espionage sized holes in Civilization V

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2K Games announces an expansion for Civilization V that sells you more than just a few new factions. Those are there too, but the notable additions in Gods & Kings are new systems for religion and espionage. Both of these were conspicuously absent in Civilization V. One of them I really missed.

The new religion system will feature upgradeable bonuses as your religion progresses. It looks like yet another tech tree, which is the last thing Civilization V needs. Hopefully, the Civilization IV model of religion as an out-of-control viral effect will remain intact.

Then there’s espionage, which was a terrible addition to Civilization IV for how it felt like it was built by someone who didn’t understand what made Civilization IV great. But since not understanding what made Civilization IV great seems to be a core value of Civlization V, an espionage system probably isn’t going to detract from Civilization V very much.

But what makes me cautiously optimistic about the new espionage is the basic model of placing spies around the map to perform specific tasks. I’ve been playing a lot of Crusader Kings II recently, where your council members are tokens you can put on the board for special effects. For instance, your steward can increase tax income, speed construction, or boost technology in a province. Creative Assembly’s games have used a similar system with agents. These units are dropped around the board, independent of marching armies. There’s a very boardgame feel to this concept: I put this piece here and it has this effect. My hope is that the upcoming espionage system in Civilization V feels similar.

Gods & Kings will be released in “late spring”.

Conquest of Elysium 3: Ia! Ia! Lightning bolt ftaghn!

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The High Cultists are basically the Cthulhu faction in Conquest of Elysium. They gather sacrifices from human settlements and spawn freaky hybrid soldiers from wells in coastal towns. They can summon powerful horrors that wreak havoc, hopefully in the direction of hostile enemies. You can’t really tell a horror what to do. To paraphrase Woody Allen, the horror wants what the horror wants.

High Cultist cultists have access to a spell called Soul Slay. It’s a pretty simple spell. It overrides all but the most powerful magic resistance, ignores a unit’s armor value, and paralyzes its target. It also does 1-999 points of damage (pictured!), which makes the armor negation and paralysis pretty much irrelevant. Given that a typical general has 10 hit points and a giant has maybe 125 hit points, you can safely assume Soul Slay will kill anything it hits.

So it’s pretty much game over for any faction going up against a few cultists with Soul Slay, right?

After the jump, spells in this game are out of control. Literally! Continue reading →

Will Sony strangle potential wunderkind Twisted Metal in the crib?

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There is no game quite like Twisted Metal. Except, of course, for games already called Twisted Metal. This superfast, superdeep, superskill-based series has been dormant for ten years for a reason: if people want to play deathmatches, they tend to pick up a shooter in which dudes run around shooting each other. But the Twisted Metals are shooters in which cars — or “cars”, given the loose approximation of driving — zip around like greased lightning while they’re shooting each other. Well, trying to shoot each other. It’s never a given that you can keep your sights lined up on your target. If you thought Quake was too slow, Twisted Metal is the shooter for you.

Is there an audience for a game like this? For an odd turbodeathmatch game with no meaningful singleplayer content, a needlessly steep learning curve, questionable online integration, and the sort of launch woes that Sony should have figured out how to avoid by now? These connectivity issues will be ironed out eventually, but in a game as niche as Twisted Metal, the most effective way to prevent a community from forming is to botch the launch. I don’t have much faith that Twisted Metal will have any sort of online presence in a month beyond a handful of dedicated players who are too good for you. As I said, Twisted Metal is oh-so-skill-based, with a mandatory unlocking system to boot.

So why bother? I’ll tell you, after the jump. Continue reading →

Qt3 Games Podcast: the two Jasons

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Hold on to your earbuds, because it’s going to get confusing. We have a second Jason on board this week! Jason Cross delights us with tales of the PS Vita, funky French platformers, Double Fine’s newly won filthy lucre, and Alcatraz. We also discuss how and whether Star Wars: The Old Republic is holding up and the latest Twisted Metal.

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Conquest of Elysium 3: the blind leading the blind

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Conquest of Elysium 3 is so streamlined that you can easily zip through a game on your lunch hour, scooping up units and marching them across the map to discover and conquer new lands. I figure you can easily finish a game in one sitting. Less than that if you lose.

But it doesn’t have to be that way. Here is a game that will reward however much time you’d like to spend with it.

After the jump, when is an hour way more than an hour? Continue reading →

Free-to-play King’s Empire features enormous tracts of land

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The screenshots for King’s Empire, a free-to-play social boondoggle for the iPhone from the creator of Island Empire and Galaxy Empire, feature women who look all coy about the suggestive text. Who me? What, these? You’re not fooling anyone, ladies. Furthermore, the iTune Stores recommends King’s Empire isn’t appropriate for anyone under 12 because of its infrequent/mild nudity, sexual content, and suggestive themes.