We’re not going away, but we are going to be on hiatus for a bit.
Kellywand did it.
Next: Black Christmas
Cover your ears for this month’s high-pitched 3×3 for the sounds of distress, terror, and surprise. But first, we’ve seen some movies!
Annabelle Comes Home at 1:26, Instant Family at 5:35, and The Irishman at 11:27. The screaming starts at 22:02.
Up next: Knives Out
At last, a movie that answers the question, “How can we make Sweden seem scary?”
Next: the screams 3×3
There’s a character in this movie named Rose the Hat. That tells you everything you need to know about Doctor Sleep.
Robots don’t just come from the future. Sometimes they come from the past.
Next: Dr. Sleep
From the director of The Witch?
Next: Terminator: Dark Fate
Give us your lunch money or we’ll make you listen to us talk about bullies in movies for an hour, starting at the 33:09 mark. But first, we’ve seen a few movies we want to tell you about.
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark at 3:21, Stuber at 10:30, and First Man at 17:24.
Next: The Lighthouse
It’s been ten years! Can you believe it? Ten years. That’s also how long ago the first Zombieland came out.
Next: a 3×3 about bullies
Well, its nothing if not divisive. So at least that part worked.
Next: Zombieland: Doubletap
Let’s find out what happens when you shoot Brad Pitt into outer space!
Let’s talk about notable scenes of kids being put to bed, something we’ve all either done or had done to us. It starts at 34:19. But first, we’ve seen movies! Burning at 2:00, Corporate Animals at 15:35, and The House at the End of the Street at 27:30.
Next: Ad Astra
If Rambo can’t protect Arizona, you can be damn sure he’ll avenge it.
Next: 3×3: bedtime!
One wedding and a whole lot of funerals.
Next: Rambo: Last Blood
Not only is the clown back, but he’s going to take up three hours of your time!
Next: Ready or Not