Prototype review
Prototype made me yell at my cat.
Red Faction: Guerrilla isn’t just a great game. It’s a point of no return.
You’re presumably an adult playing with blocks. It’s possibly a guiltier pleasure than anime, Funyuns or cheesy sci-fi novels.
Here’s the review after an hour of playing. Here’s the review a few days later once I’d felt guilty for only playing for an hour.
Thumbs up, in much the same way I’d give thumbs up to a really bad horror movie, even though it’s a really bad horror movie.
So here we go, into Assault on Dark Athena, with the intriguing sense of “what the hell is going on?” balanced neatly by the faith that we’re probably in good hands….We’re wrong, of course, but we don’t know that yet.
This misbegotten sequel crams Francis Ford Coppola’s classic family drama into something barely worthy of a Playstation 2 and a budget price tag.
I hate to say this to those of you who don’t have a Playstation 3, but Burn, Zombie, Burn is right up there with Flower, Resistance 2 multiplayer, Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune, and the Blu-Ray drive as one of the best reasons to have a Playstation 3.
This is the more manly way to play Harvest Moon, because you get a sword.
Over half of the challenges for leveling up are based on playing online. And here’s where I suspect I’m going to punch Elvis.
The Path isn’t much of a game. But whatever it is, it’s one hell of one of those.
But we review the games we’re given, not the games we wish they’ll become. And right now, Empire: Total War is blunderingly stupid, relying on a handful of the same tricks, lots of shuffling and scooching, and long bouts of inaction.