
The dirty little secret about Portal 2 multiplier is this: It’s dull. It’s incredibly, mind-numbingly slow.
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Dirt 3 is great for how it got me playing Dirt 2 again. It also afforded me the opportunity to use the word “revanchism” in a review!
Thumbs down.

Until we declared our major, I always thought the Canadians represented everything that was good, just, holy, superior and right. But after this, it looks like we just might be the anti-heroes, who still win. I’m sure they do. If history says otherwise, then screw history. We’ll rewrite it as a glorious epic entitled “Canadianism: How Jacques LaRock lead the Canadians to a Better Galaxy”; A required reading on every planet.
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GamePro asked me to revisit Elemental’s latest overhaul. Imagine if the game had just come out:
Elemental, which didn’t come out last August in a shameful state, is the new fantasy strategy game from Stardock, still an indie darling among strategy gamers. You might be inclined to think of it as Galactic Civilization with elves, except that there aren’t really any elves in Elemental. And although they share a lot of gameplay DNA, Elemental has some unique selling points that work as advertised, which might not have been the case if it had been released last year.
Read the alternate history re-review here.