Prototype review

Prototype made me yell at my cat.

Thumbs down.

Fuel review

“Try harder…or fail forever!!”

Thumbs down.

Red Faction: Guerrilla review

Red Faction: Guerrilla isn’t just a great game. It’s a point of no return.

Thumbs up.

Boom Blox Bash Party review

You’re presumably an adult playing with blocks. It’s possibly a guiltier pleasure than anime, Funyuns or cheesy sci-fi novels.

Thumbs up.

Necrovision reviews

Here’s the review after an hour of playing. Here’s the review a few days later once I’d felt guilty for only playing for an hour.

Thumbs up, in much the same way I’d give thumbs up to a really bad horror movie, even though it’s a really bad horror movie.

Infamous “review”

Thumbs down.
Thumbs up.

Confusing, I know. But overall, I’d go with thumbs up.

Turtle, Turtle, Turtle: RTSs for basebodies

There are about 13,272 tower defense games out there. Do not try to play them all.

Read Rush, Boom, Turtle.

Zen Pinball review

Ghosts will not grab your balls.

Thumbs up.

Three Moves Ahead: 2v2 Dawn of War 2

You know how Star Wars has an opening crawl? In this latest Three Moves Ahead, in which we play and postmortemfy Dawn of War 2, so does our podcast. Also, who knew incalcitrant wasn’t a word?

By the way, because I’ve been playing so much Bionic Commando, I overlooked a post on last week’s podcast on diplomacy.

Listen to this week’s here and last week’s here.

Three Moves Ahead: Plants vs. Zombies

In which we discuss tower defense games and I am mortified at my own inappropriate gay joke.

Listen here and check out the Flash of Steel page here.

Podcast: Three Moves Ahead: Everything’s Better Multiplayer

In which the importance of multiplayer is discussed, a diabolical Demigod plot is revealed, and Troy helpfully explains teabagging.

Listen here.

Rush, Boom, Turtle: I like to watch, Eve

We’re graphics whores who pretend we’re gameplay princesses.

Read Rush, Boom, Turtle #15.

Three Moves Ahead: one of these sides is not like the other

In the latest Three Moves Ahead podcast, Julian Murdoch makes the case that chess is about asymmetrical warfare.

Listen to it here.

Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena review

So here we go, into Assault on Dark Athena, with the intriguing sense of “what the hell is going on?” balanced neatly by the faith that we’re probably in good hands….We’re wrong, of course, but we don’t know that yet.

Thumbs down.

The Godfather II review

This misbegotten sequel crams Francis Ford Coppola’s classic family drama into something barely worthy of a Playstation 2 and a budget price tag.

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