March 26: lead zeppelin alert

, | Games

Not enough games have armored zeppelins. Gettysburg: Armored Warfare (pictured!) intends to address that by going back in time and making the Civil War less boring. Unfortunately, it’s one of those team-based multiplayer only shooters with RTS elements that will confound your average gamer and probably leave the servers sparsely populated. For your less boring Civil War single-player needs, you’ll have to be content with Darkest of Days. Go ahead and Google that.

Also out this week is the option to twist a little metal on the Playstation 3 with Wheels of Destruction, a downloadable car combat game. Gears of War 3 gets new maps. Someone hasn’t told Namco that Ridge Racer has been played out for ten years. That guy who cheated on his supermodel wife with a Denny’s waitress has a new golf game.