Hey, it’s Jonathan
Strange Crane, who’s real name is Kevin! Listen to us city boys relating their adventures in Maine. One of us — I won’t say who — uses the phrase “Yankee dickering”. I also fumble the introduction, but not as badly as Kevin fumbles eloping. We later relate System Shock, the only first person shooter with a rearview mirror, to Hamlet and Oedipus. Bring your own beret!