50 Cent: Blood on the Sand review

For some reason scientists don’t fully understand, there’s an invisible line between “Suck it!” and “Say my name you effing whore!” as a videogame taunt.

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House of the Dead: Overkill review

House of the Dead: Overkill is why I play videogames.

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Puzzle Quest: Galactrix review

Everything good in Puzzle Quest is now good +1 in Puzzle Quest: Galactrix.

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Halo Wars review

Imagine trying to get a splinter out of your finger not with tweezers, but with a pair of barbecue tongs.

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Flower review

The wind bloweth where it listeth

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Dawn of War II review

Between Dawn of War and Dawn of War II, Relic has recanted the old ways, blindsiding some fans with what must seem like a bait-and-switch…It’s the sort of change of heart you could mistake for a betrayal or a console port.

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Killzone 2 “review”

“Get up on that tank and mow down those Higs with that em-gee!”

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Grand Theft Auto IV (PC) review

Liberty City blues.

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Sacred 2 review

All the detail has a very German sensibility. Whereas Diablo is elegant, Sacred 2 is fastidious, stuffed with hard numbers and brimming with tool tips.

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Call of Duty: World at War review

The impressive graphics, compelling multiplayer and even the basic gunplay in World at War are all iterations of CoD 4, minus that game’s character, urgency and relevance.

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Fallout 3 review

Let us go, through certain half-deserted streets.

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Midnight Club: Los Angeles review

The definitive open-city city-racing game has returned, and it wants its crown back.

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Spider-Man: Web of Shadows review

The good news: We finally get a zombie apocalypse in an open city! The bad news: It’s in the last part of a fairly standard Spider-Man game.

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Far Cry 2 review

Think Blood Diamond meets African Queen meets gun porn.

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Saints Row 2 review

Saints Row 2 is fun.

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