What do two fans of Resident Evil: Afterlife and Kelly Wand think of the latest Milla Jovovich/Paul Anderson nonsensefest? Listen to this week’s podcast and find out. If you want to avoid spoilers, fast forward to the 36-minute mark for this week’s 3×3 of our favorite tantrums. Also, find out how you can participate in next week’s 3×3!
Next week: Dredd 3D
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In The Expendables 2, a bunch of former movie stars stand around shooting guns at stunt men and then saying various things that Kellywand will reenact in this week’s synopsis. Plus, we solicit advice from folks who sell movie tickets. This week’s 3×3, our choices for best shutdowns, begins at the 46-minute mark.
Next week: The Master
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Tom Hardy, Shia LaBeouf, and another guy make moonshine and drive it around in the olden days, back when cars had running boards and men wore Indiana Jones hats. We consider all this and then consider the best use of famous landmarks for this week’s 3×3, which starts at the 38-minute mark in case you want to avoid Lawless spoilers.
Next week: The Expendables 2
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This week we enlist professional help to talk about Beasts of the Southern Wild. Dr. Bruce Geryk, the guy who got us to see the movie, explains himself. At the 1:05 mark, we pour a 4×3 of best uses of alcohol in a movie.
Next week: Lawless
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Paranorman, the latest animated movie from the folks who did the Coraline animation, is no Coraline. It’s also no Iron Giant, Brave, The Incredibles, Monster House, or Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs. But at least it’s probably better than that thing with the owls. If you want to avoid Paranorman spoilers, skip ahead to the 45-minute mark. This week, we discuss movies that are about the wrong characters.
Next week: Beasts of the Southern Wild
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It’s chaos on this week’s podcast, with no one agreeing as to whether Bourne Legacy holds up as a standalone movie, as a follow-up to the Damon Bournes, or even as a cautionary tale about the perils of genetically modified superspies. To avoid Bourne Legacy spoilers, skip to the 59-minute mark for this week’s 3×3. We discuss our favorite incompl
Next week: ParaNorman
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It’s a two-to-one split for the Total Recall remake on this week’s podcast. On a related note, the two-to-one split is inverted on the original Total Recall. Hmm. If you want to avoid spoilers, fast forward to the 53-minute mark for this week’s 3×3 of our picks for greatest squanderings of assembled talent.
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In the summer “comedy” The Watch, a band of misfits takes on an alien invasion at a Costco. No matter who wins, we lose. Speaking of watches, this week’s 3×3 considers the best countdown timers in movies.
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What is the sound of three bitterly disappointed Dark Knight fans? Listen to our Dark Knight Rises podcast to find out. This week’s 3×3 is our picks for awesomest movie summers. It starts at the 55-minute mark.
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Margaret, the movie Fox forgot, is finally out on DVD. We all think you should see it. We also want to warn you that more podcasters than usual are drug addled this week, which might explain why Sony is berated for things that Fox did and why certain things said is the 3×3 about what would happen if Michael Bay directed scenes in other movies. The 3×3 starts at the 1:04 mark.
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So, uh, The Amazing Spider-Man. Yep. Thanks, Marc Webb. At the 48-minute mark, this week’s 3×3 is the best genetics in a movie. We don’t really know what to make of the subject either.
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Is Brave one of Pixar’s best or one of Pixar’s meh-est? After Kellywand’s four-act synopsis, we have a two-to-one split on this lastest Disney princess movie. Then this week’s 3×3 is about our favorite characters with disabilities, starting at the 57-minute mark.
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This week we were mostly unimpressed by the Abraham Lincoln biopic, but we still manage a spirited debate over 19th century hat physics. At the 50-minute mark, this week’s 3×3 is our favorite still photographs in movies.
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Just like actual critics, we’re split on Snow White and the Huntsman. But then the split is reversed when we compare it to John Carter. Join us for some high-falutin’ compare and contrast action. Then stick around for this week’s 3×3, which starts at the 54-minute mark. We talk about our favorite audience reactions.
Next week: Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter.
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Ridley Scott’s eagerly awaited sci-fi saga, Prometheus, is here at last. Boy, is it here. It really showed up. It was released like you wouldn’t believe. And we saw the heck out of it and talk about it for exactly an hour. Then we do a 3×3 of awesome nighttime scenes in movies.
Next week: Snow White and the Huntsman, plus a side helping of John Carter
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