Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom is in limited release right now. We all totally think you should see it when it comes to a theater near you. Until then, fast forward to the 55-minute mark, at which point we submit our 3×3 of favorite courtroom scenes.
Next week: Prometheus
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This week’s 3×3 covers the awesomest scientific explanations in movies! It starts at the 55-minute mark and it doesn’t include anything from Chernobyl Diaries, the wretched horror movie we had to watch for the other part of the podcast.
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We watch Battleship so you don’t have to. And then Kelly Wand administers a Liam Neeson synopsis takedown. This week’s 3×3, which starts at the 46-minute mark in case you want to avoid Battleship spoilers, is our choice of movies that triumph over silly stuff like Magneto’s hat in those X-Men movies.
Next week: Chernobyl Diaries
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In Dark Shadows, Tim Burton and Johnny Depp have done it again! Then this week’s 3×3 takes a look at the writing on the wall: starting at the 38-minute mark, we talk about the best graffiti in movies.
Next week: Battleship
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We mostly aren’t into the whole comic book thing, but we really liked The Avengers. Well, most of us did. Listen to reveal the secret identity of this week’s wet blanket! Or avoid spoilers by fast forwarding to the 42-minute mark for this week’s 3×3 of unanswered questions in movies.
Next week: Dark Shadows
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For the love of god, Montresor, don’t make us watch The Raven! At the 34-minute mark, we switch over to this week’s 3×3 and discuss our favorite buttons, levers, and switches in a movie.
Next week: The Avengers
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Contraband is out on DVD this week! Should you see this Mark Wahlberg remake of an Icelandic blockbuster? Listen to find out. This week’s 3×3 of scenes that made us feel oogie starts at the 42 minute mark.
Next week: The Raven
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You think you know the podcast. Actually, you pretty much do. This week we all love A Cabin in the Woods. Then we get to serious cussing for our 3×3 of favorite uses of profanity in a movie. It starts at the 43-minute mark if you want to skip Cabin in the Woods spoilers.
Next week: Contraband
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Want to listen to a bunch of Americans of the non-Canadian variety gush enthusiastically about a hockey comedy starring Sean William Scott? Then this week’s Qt3 Movie Podcast is for you! If you want to skip any Goon spoilers, fast forward to the 41-minute mark for this week’s 3×3. We discuss jump scares that don’t cheat.
Next week: A Cabin in the Woods
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One of the advantages of doing a sequel to a terrible movie like Clash of the Titans is that it’s relatively easy to make a better movie! So Wrath of the Titans has that going for it. Speaking of wound management, that’s the topic of this week’s 3×3, which starts at the 39-minute mark.
Next week: Goon
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We love great movies in which Jennifer Lawrence plays the desperate provider for her fatherless backwoods family, subsisting on squirrels and true grit. Unfortunately, this week we saw The Hunger Games instead. At the 40-minute mark, we react to this week’s 3×3 of our favorite reactions.
Next week: Wrath of the Titans
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21 Jump Street is a surprise box office hit! But how does it go over with the Qt3 movie podcast? Listen to find out whether we’re too high-falutin’ to enjoy the greatest leap from TV to film since McG’s Charlie’s Angels. And join us for this week’s 3×3, which starts at the 31-minute mark. Inspired by Silent House’s supposed single take, we discuss our favorite camera gimmicks.
Next week: The Hunger Games
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Silent House is the latest remake of a foreign horror film, made for Americans who can’t be arsed to read subtitles. Naturally, we’re all “well, it wasn’t as good as the original Uruguayan film” blah blah blah. At the 33-minute mark, we discuss our favorite animal moments in movies.
Next week: 21 Jump Street
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Since one of us has moved out of the country, we’ll be doing shorter podcasts on older movies time to time. For instance, this week, we watched an old French movie from 2002, except that it’s from Belgium. And we happen to think it’s pretty darn awesome. Watch The Son (it’s on Netflix instant view!) and join us. Or join us at the 29-minute mark for a nice high-brow 3×3: our favorite fat kids in movies.
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You know that scene in Broadcast News when William Hurt proves himself by adroitly speaking while Albert Brooks talks in his ear? Kelly Wand is the opposite of that as he delivers a synopsis for The Secret World of Arrietty, the latest movie from Studio Ghibli. At the 35-minute mark, our 3×3 for this week is great actors in great movies who give bad performances.
Next week: The Son. Yes, this one.
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