Diablo III is no longer better on the PC

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All you snooty PC gamers have recently had cause to claim that Diablo III is superior on the PC because the latest patch gave you cool stuff not in the console version. “We get treasure vaults,” you crowed. “And legendary gems. And greater rifts.”

Those of us playing Diablo III on console systems were reduced to the ineffectual rejoinder of “oh yeah, well, we get a roll manuever on the left stick.” You seemed unfazed.

Blizzard and I are here now to tell you that you can shut up already. The latest patch for the console versions gives us everything you PC people have had. And you still can’t roll out of a poison well or molten lava.