If you played the PlayStation 4 preview alpha of Destiny, you may remember an early mission that had a head-scratching bit of dialogue. Much has already been written about Peter Dinklage’s less-than-enthusiastic performance as the player’s A.I. buddy, but the line “That wizard came from the moon!” intoned by the most bored robot to ever be manufactured, has all the inadvertent hilarity of a ready-made meme. Move over “The cake is a lie.” Bungie has jumped on the train early by offering limited edition t-shirts celebrating the clumsiest exposition in a game since Kevin Spacey showed up in a trailer for Call of Duty.
Profits from sales of the Destiny shirt will go to the Bungie Foundation charity organization benefiting children in hospitals.