Dragon Commander asks tough questions

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In Dragon Commander, you don’t command dragons. That would be silly. Instead you are a dragon. Who commands stuff, since this is a real time strategy game. But when you’re not commanding, you have to make political decisions as part of the turn-based strategy front end. For instance, what do you do when your vegetarian elf princess wife (pictured) is invited to a dwarven banquet where they’re serving meat?

But if you thought that was a tough decision, wait till you see what issue Dragon Commander tackles after the jump.

After the jump, choose wisely


Oh my. Here’s let me give you a better look at the text.


The real kicker is seeing how the rest of the fantasy races come down on the issue. Apparently the undead are against gay marriage. They consider it a “perversion”. Like they’ve got any room to talk.