I have no desire to play Saints Row 3 as that dude up there, who I downloaded from the community gallery. I didn’t make him, I don’t care about him, I don’t like his voice, and lords knows I’ve played enough dudes like that in Modern Warfare 3 and Battlefield 3. But one of the achievements in Saints Row 3 is called Gender Equality. You unlock it by playing at least two hours as a dude and two hours as a chick. I’ve logged over forty hours as a chick, so now I’m doing my term of service as a dude. See? Gender equality. But after two hours, that guy is outta here.
By the way, if you haven’t experienced the charms of the Thompson helicopter (pictured), I recommend it. You can find one on the back of the cargo ship near Kenzie’s pad. What a lovely nimble little minx. The helicopter isn’t bad either.