Marvel vs. Capcom 3 is the opposite of tentacle rape

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Most of the time I’m playing Marvel vs. Capcom 3, I have no idea what’s going on. Stuff just happens. Crazy colorful stuff. I may or may not have made it happen. I may or may not know who’s involved. Sometimes it’s a famous superhero or Albert Wesker. Sometimes it’s some crazy character from Japan. I feel the same way looking at screenshots. Like that up there. Jill Valentine from Resident Evil is beating up an octopus? I didn’t even realize there was an octopus in Marvel vs. Capcom 3.

You’ll be able to confuse yourself with the game as of February 15th. Until then, more bewildering screenshots are available here.