State of Decay proves that you can’t avoid dicks, even in the apocalypse

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State of Decay is full of wieners. Not the guy that won’t stop taking all the bandages, or the idiot that keeps messing up guard duty, oh no. We’re talking about hidden penises. According to Undead Labs’ Geoffrey Card, a contractor busied themselves with putting male members into various parts of State of Decay which couldn’t be seen until work started on higher resolution textures for the upcoming Year One Survival Edition.

“Some of our contractors worked a ridiculous amount of genitalia into the background.”

The next time Jacob starts blubbering about his family while wasting your food, just remember that there are wangs all around.