Oh, Hitman: Agent 47! You used to be better than this.

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There’s a normal movie trailer for Hitman: Agent 47, but this companion bit of marketing eschews the explosions and excitement and portrays our favorite barcoded killer the way most gamers have played him. As a jerk. Why would Agent 47 need to kill a bunch of YouTube stars is beyond me, but random assassinations are par for the course in the Hitman games. Did that Chinese food delivery guy deserve to die? Nope, but I needed his clothes and take-out bag to disguise myself. Sorry, buddy! I have a mission to win. Maybe in this case, Agent 47 needed to take over some channels? Who knows? He probably just wanted to get the achievement for cleaning up YouTube.

Hitman: Agent 47 from 20th Century Fox will appear in theaters this August. It stars Rupert Friend, Hannah Ware, and Zachary Quinto.

Update: The video has been marked private by 20th Century Fox.