This woman has never played a videogame!

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And that’s why Betty White is still alive and ready to repopulate the world with Ashton Kutcher after the social order collapses, according to a study conducted in Scotland:

People who exercise regularly but still love the box are just as likely to keel over as couch potatoes, research revealed yesterday.
The reason is thought to be that simply sitting for so long causes coronary problems.
Computer game addicts also increase their heart attack risk by 125 per cent – as do office workers who spend too much time at their desks.
Smoking, high blood pressure and being overweight simply ADD to the peril, research by University College London found.

Well, at least I don’t smoke!