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If LA Noire was just a movie, I’d be wildly enthusiastic about it. And I am enthusiastic about parts of it. What a fantastic bit of noir! Unfortunately, it’s a videogame. And as a guy who writes about videogames, I’d have to say LA Noire is ultimately a failure.<\/p>\n

Thumbs down<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reviews"],"yoast_head":"\nLA Noire is a great story dressed in an ill-fitting game - Quarter to Three<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2011\/05\/20\/la-noire-is-a-great-story-dressed-in-an-ill-fitting-game\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"LA Noire is a great story dressed in an ill-fitting game - Quarter to Three\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2011\/05\/20\/la-noire-is-a-great-story-dressed-in-an-ill-fitting-game\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Quarter to Three\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2011-05-20T09:57:59+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/LA_Noire_review.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Tom Chick\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Tom Chick\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/05\\\/20\\\/la-noire-is-a-great-story-dressed-in-an-ill-fitting-game\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/05\\\/20\\\/la-noire-is-a-great-story-dressed-in-an-ill-fitting-game\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Tom Chick\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/6a609bd1629ebbc177fb1d4839f5db3f\"},\"headline\":\"LA Noire is a great story dressed in an ill-fitting game\",\"datePublished\":\"2011-05-20T09:57:59+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/05\\\/20\\\/la-noire-is-a-great-story-dressed-in-an-ill-fitting-game\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":65,\"commentCount\":13,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/05\\\/20\\\/la-noire-is-a-great-story-dressed-in-an-ill-fitting-game\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/05\\\/LA_Noire_review.jpg\",\"articleSection\":[\"Game reviews\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/05\\\/20\\\/la-noire-is-a-great-story-dressed-in-an-ill-fitting-game\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/05\\\/20\\\/la-noire-is-a-great-story-dressed-in-an-ill-fitting-game\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/05\\\/20\\\/la-noire-is-a-great-story-dressed-in-an-ill-fitting-game\\\/\",\"name\":\"LA Noire is a great story dressed in an ill-fitting game - 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