{"id":5651,"date":"2011-04-19T11:20:16","date_gmt":"2011-04-19T18:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/?p=5651"},"modified":"2011-04-19T11:20:16","modified_gmt":"2011-04-19T18:20:16","slug":"patapon-3-review-inspires-literary-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2011\/04\/19\/patapon-3-review-inspires-literary-work\/","title":{"rendered":"Patapon 3 review inspires literary work"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"fancybox\" rel=\"5651\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Literature_and_cat.jpg\"<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Literature_and_cat.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Literature_and_cat\" width=\"600\" height=\"391\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5657\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Literature_and_cat.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/Literature_and_cat-300x195.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We don&#8217;t really do reader mail on this site because, frankly, we don&#8217;t get any reader mail.  But when someone writes me some literature, I can&#8217;t resist sharing it.  The following poem, titled &#8220;Your review is so garbage&#8221; was written by murut87, who <a href=\"http:\/\/www.1up.com\/reviews\/patapon-3-review\">shared it on 1up<\/a> in response to my Patapon 3 review.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Your review is so garbage.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Oh man,here`s come Tom Chicken&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Your review is so awful,i didn`t have problems on this game,really addictive game but you are worst.<\/p>\n<p>The reason why we all hate your review:<br \/>\nYour review is so awful.<br \/>\nYour review are not-understandable.<br \/>\nYour review are so junk.<br \/>\nYou not playing this game&#8230;..instead,you just watching&#8230;.and then you review it suck.<br \/>\nYour rating a totally complete bullcrap.<\/p>\n<p>Thats all i can say,your review are worst than my cat.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The only thing that would make this poem better is a picture of the aforementioned cat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - 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