{"id":48319,"date":"2019-04-09T14:36:36","date_gmt":"2019-04-09T21:36:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/?p=48319"},"modified":"2019-04-09T14:36:37","modified_gmt":"2019-04-09T21:36:37","slug":"damien-and-ethan-will-be-fine-in-the-division-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2019\/04\/09\/damien-and-ethan-will-be-fine-in-the-division-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Damien and Ethan will be fine in The Division 2"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed-youtube wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"New Video Game - SNL\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/nEDKVNoE2ws?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Kit Harrington was the guest host of the most recent Saturday Night Live, and while he gave an underwhelming performance as the main bad guy in Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare, he did fine as a needy NPC in the above sketch. The &#8220;new game&#8221; he&#8217;s supposed to be in isn&#8217;t specifically The Division 2 (there&#8217;s a zombie towards the end of the gag) but that hasn&#8217;t stopped Ubisoft from <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheDivisionGame\/status\/1115298258279174145\">commenting<\/a>.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\"><p>&#8220;You\u2019ll be happy to know that Damien and Ethan are now less chatty with our Invasion update. All hashed out!&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Division 2 doesn&#8217;t actually have a Damien or Ethan that I know of, but I&#8217;d play a few missions like that in the middle of gathering widgets for the various bases. 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