{"id":45258,"date":"2018-01-14T20:08:04","date_gmt":"2018-01-15T04:08:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/?p=45258"},"modified":"2018-01-14T20:56:25","modified_gmt":"2018-01-15T04:56:25","slug":"worst-thing-youll-see-week-hostiles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2018\/01\/14\/worst-thing-youll-see-week-hostiles\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst thing you&#8217;ll see all week: Hostiles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you like ponderous emo Westerns that consist largely of tearful goodbyes and somber burials to teach characters Valuable Life Lessons that culminate in a career Indian killer redeeming himself by disemboweling a racist during a standoff that pits Federal authority against property rights, look no further than Hostiles!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not enough that the script is a facile examination of the brutality of the American West and the treatment of Native Americans.  Hostiles is sometimes even shot ineptly.  In one conversation between Ben Foster and Christian Bale, the camera is positioned in such a way that it looks like Bale is talking to a tree.  He might as well have been, given how the cast is squandered.  Writer\/director Scott Cooper has made a career of squandering talented actors.  Jeff Bridges stuck in a schmaltzy country music yarn in Crazy Heart, then Casey Affleck and some other people in the forgettable Out of the Furnace, then Johnny Depp in vampire make-up to play mob informant Whitey Bulger in Black Mass, and now a cavalcade of solid actors putting on period garb to play characters who talk about their feelings while Christian Bale whisperacts hard enough to nearly pop that vein under his eye.  <\/p>\n<p>Cooper seems to have been watching The Searchers.  He seems to think he&#8217;s written a Blood Meridian.  He seems to think he&#8217;s shot a Revenant.  No such things have happened.  At the end of the movie, during the eighth or ninth tearful good-bye, Christian Bale says a tearful good-bye to Rosamund Pike.  Then she gets on a train.  Then he waits for a bit before getting <em>on the same train<\/em>.  You know that awkward moment when you say good-bye to someone but then realize you&#8217;re both going the same way, so you futz around to kill time and let the other person get ahead?  It&#8217;s like that caught on film.  At least it looked that way.  What probably happened is the character made some sort of decision, or maybe he got on a different train, or maybe the editing was just screwy.  But if a movie can&#8217;t even sort out the departing schedules of its main characters, it&#8217;s got a long way to go before it conveys any Valuable Life Lessons about how racism was\/is bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you like ponderous emo Westerns that consist largely of tearful goodbyes and somber burials to teach characters Valuable Life Lessons that culminate in a career Indian killer redeeming himself by disemboweling a racist during a standoff that pits Federal authority against property rights, look no further than Hostiles! 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