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The Pyro has a jetpack. If that information doesn’t make you shudder, that’s probably because you haven’t kept up with Team Fortress 2 in a while. Valve’s daily trickle of information for the Jungle Inferno<\/a> update for the game revealed a revamp of the Pyro<\/a> class which includes new weapons, balance changes, and even visual improvements to the Pyro’s flame effects. There’s even a crass new taunt<\/a> for the Pyro that recreates the time-honored tradition of lighting farts on fire.<\/p>\n

The Pyro is a master of the barbecue. The Pyro already has the best character video<\/a>. The Pryo gave the game a pair of goggles<\/a> that changes how everything appears to the player. The Pyro has a rocking body. The Pryo now jetpacks into the sky and rains hot flaming death on those below. The Pryo is objectively the best thing in Team Fortress 2 aside from the Sniper’s jar of urine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Pyro has a jetpack. If that information doesn’t make you shudder, that’s probably because you haven’t kept up with Team Fortress 2 in a while. 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