{"id":43417,"date":"2017-06-21T16:45:03","date_gmt":"2017-06-21T23:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/?p=43417"},"modified":"2017-06-21T19:44:50","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T02:44:50","slug":"best-short-thing-youll-see-week-curve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2017\/06\/21\/best-short-thing-youll-see-week-curve\/","title":{"rendered":"Best short thing you&#8217;ll see all week: Curve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the movie Curve, Dancing with the Stars dancer Julianne Hough gets trapped in a car wreck while a psycho killer stalks her.  Her leg is stuck, so she isn&#8217;t going anywhere.  This makes things pretty easy for the psycho killer, but there&#8217;s still about an hour of movie left, so a bunch of stupid stuff happens.  The Curve I&#8217;m talking about is not that one.<\/p>\n<p>This Curve is a short film by Tim Egan, an Australian cinematographer whose short didn&#8217;t quite make the cut in ABCs of Death 2, so it was chucked into a B-side release called ABCs of Death 2.5.  Having already seen 52 ABCs of death, of which maybe 10 aren&#8217;t terrible and 3 or 4 of those are actually good, I didn&#8217;t have it in me to watch another 26.  I might have to rethink my decision after watching Egan&#8217;s latest short film, Curve.<\/p>\n<p>Curve is a horror movie about friction.  Literal friction.  The principle of physics governing the movement of two surfaces in contact with each other.  But being a thoughtful horror short, it&#8217;s not really about what it&#8217;s about.  I&#8217;d say it&#8217;s a metaphor for the human condition, but of course I would, because I&#8217;ve taken a few too many undergraduate philosophy classes.  Some habits are hard to shake.  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