{"id":41540,"date":"2016-12-06T08:05:18","date_gmt":"2016-12-06T16:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/?p=41540"},"modified":"2016-12-06T08:05:18","modified_gmt":"2016-12-06T16:05:18","slug":"even-hitman-hates-christmas-grinches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2016\/12\/06\/even-hitman-hates-christmas-grinches\/","title":{"rendered":"Even the Hitman hates Christmas Grinches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"HITMAN - Holiday Hoarders Trailer\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gT8ksrKxPEU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>How different would How the Grinch Stole Christmas be if instead of being infused with the holiday spirit, the titular green goblin was garroted to death by Agent 47? Would Cindy Lou Who be as cheerful about her returned presents? Probably not, but Whoville never had to contend with international conspiracies or assassin groups for hire. IO Interactive is releasing a free <a href=\"https:\/\/hitman.com\/news\/hitman-holiday-content\">Holiday Hoarders<\/a> mission to celebrate the season of giving. It&#8217;s a Christmas-themed rework of the Paris level, but instead of a fashion emergency, Agent 47 must stop two thieves from nicking all the presents. The developers encourage players to enjoy the free content and donate to the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wcrf-uk.org\/uk\/support-us\/christmas-io-interactive-and-hitman-are-supporting-our-work\">World Cancer Research Fund<\/a> if they want to pay it forward.<\/p>\n<p>The Holiday Hoarders mission will be released for free on December 13th.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How different would How the Grinch Stole Christmas be if instead of being infused with the holiday spirit, the titular green goblin was garroted to death by Agent 47? Would Cindy Lou Who be as cheerful about her returned presents? 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