{"id":39612,"date":"2016-06-17T16:35:11","date_gmt":"2016-06-17T23:35:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/?p=39612"},"modified":"2016-06-22T22:52:15","modified_gmt":"2016-06-23T05:52:15","slug":"witcher-3-words-words-words","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2016\/06\/17\/witcher-3-words-words-words\/","title":{"rendered":"The Witcher 3: words, words, words"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have to really like a game to read its books.  Actually, that&#8217;s true of pretty much any flavor text.  But it&#8217;s especially true of ingame books.  I suspect game developers think they&#8217;re tricking me by putting backstory into ingame books.  They think I&#8217;ll read every single ingame book just in case it teaches me a spell or gives me experience points.  They&#8217;re right.  Finding a book and not opening it to see if anything happens is like finding a chest and not opening it.  You just don&#8217;t do it.  <\/p>\n<p><strong>After the jump, Nilfgaardian best sellers<\/strong><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>So far, there aren&#8217;t that many books in The Witcher 3.  Which makes them easier to read.  I&#8217;ve only found about a dozen.  And I keep getting repeats.  Royal Lineages of the North seems to be popular.  At least it had a big print run in Nilfgaard.  I&#8217;ve seen a few extra copies of A Sword for Witches the same way you always find a few extra copies of Grapes of Wrath in used book stores.<\/p>\n<p>But what really makes my Geralt an avid reader is that the books are short.  They&#8217;re no longer than the notices on the notice boards that I tear down so no one else can see them (which seems like a dick move).  Every book I&#8217;ve found is a single page of text.  I don&#8217;t have to turn to the next page, which is something Bethesda loves to make me do.  In Skyrim, I&#8217;m paging through some turgid fable about an elf maiden and her lover wondering, dear god, how many more pages is this going to be?  But I don&#8217;t even have to scroll down when I read a Witcher 3 book.  They&#8217;re each one single page, entirely fitted into a single frame.  Okay, so the bottom three lines of She Who Knows are below the frame, so I have to scroll that one down.  Not so much scroll as scooch.  She Who Knows is the War and Peace of Witcher 3 books.  <\/p>\n<p>The real test of whether you&#8217;re invested in a game&#8217;s lore is the journal.  Do you click through each of the entries just to make that &#8220;hey, you haven&#8217;t seen this yet!&#8221; exclamation point goes away?  Leaving those up is also like not opening a chest.  Or do you actually read the journal extries?  Like the codex in Dragon Age or the space codex in Mass Effect, the Witcher 3 journal fills with pertinent worldbuilding details as you reveal them.  But unlike most journals, it&#8217;s not just a dry recounting of backstory.  It has a voice.  Like the Gospels, it&#8217;s an account related by a very specific witness, as reliable or unreliable as the witness himself.  In this case, the witness is a foppish bard named Dandelion.  <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure whether Geralt has ever met Dandelion in person.  I&#8217;m not sure whether his journals are like the Gospels in the Bible, each written by someone who never met or even saw Jesus.  I seem to recall Dandelion was in The Witcher 2, but maybe I&#8217;m just remembering his voice from reading his biography of Geralt.  Didn&#8217;t Dandelion go on adventures with Geralt and some dwarf?  At any rate, it&#8217;s not like he&#8217;s Sancho Panza to Geralt&#8217;s Don Quixote.  He&#8217;s no Robin, Clank, Peter, or Podrick.  But he has a very specific voice, he regularly updates his work, and like the rest of Witcher 3&#8217;s literature, he understands the value of brevity.<\/p>\n<p>Although I should be clear that what Dandelion writes is not a journal, because the J key is for your quest log.  Which isn&#8217;t the L key, because the L key is your alchemy screen.  Which isn&#8217;t the A key because A steers Geralt to the left.  Which isn&#8217;t the L key because WASD.  The journal\/codex\/lore catalogue in The Witcher 3 is a glossary.  Press the G key.<\/p>\n<p>Monday: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2016\/06\/20\/witcher-3-modern-family\/\">modern family <\/a><br \/>\nClick <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2016\/06\/16\/witcher-3-geralt-let-show\/\">here<\/a> for the previous entry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to really like a game to read its books. Actually, that&#8217;s true of pretty much any flavor text. 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