{"id":36154,"date":"2015-07-30T08:09:51","date_gmt":"2015-07-30T15:09:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/?p=36154"},"modified":"2015-07-30T15:33:07","modified_gmt":"2015-07-30T22:33:07","slug":"not-the-worst-thing-youll-see-all-week-unfriended","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2015\/07\/30\/not-the-worst-thing-youll-see-all-week-unfriended\/","title":{"rendered":"Not the worst thing you&#8217;ll see all week: Unfriended"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To enjoy Unfriended, which is feasible without lumping it into the &#8220;so bad it&#8217;s good&#8221; category, you have to accept a few things.  First, it&#8217;s about dumb kids.  The setting is social media, so that&#8217;s expected.  But this is also a slasher movie, so the dumb kids are mandatory.  Second, it&#8217;s committed to its gimmick, so you can&#8217;t expect any more than you&#8217;d expect from, say, a found footage movie.  And third, it&#8217;s not good so much as admirably competent for a movie built around a gimmick.  Despite the dumb kids and the gimmick, it&#8217;s very solidly an R-rated horror movie.<\/p>\n<p>Unfriended relies on a mundane familiarity with Skype, Gmail, Youtube, Facebook, and so forth (either Twitter wasn&#8217;t on board or these kids don&#8217;t Tweet).  It relies on the sounds, the interfaces, the rhythm of copy pasting, alt tabbing, the hitch of a bad connection, how someone might swirl her cursor around before clicking on something.  This is the language of Unfriended, a logical next step after the social media mystery Catfish.  It plays particularly well streaming to a computer.  Ideally, a laptop.  I would have felt awfully foolish seeing this in a theater. <\/p>\n<p>Nacho Vigolando did something similar with Open Windows, an Elijah Wood Hitchcockian thriller that goes off the rails and dares you to object as it gets increasingly silly.  But Unfriended&#8217;s &#8220;is it supernatural?&#8221; angle lets it get away with a little more.  The ensemble cast, convincingly led by Shelley Hennig who could very well kick off a scream queen career, is enough to pad out its 80-minute running time.  Contrast this with the brevity of the memorable segment in VHS called &#8220;The Sick Thing That Happened to Emily When She Was Younger&#8221;, which is a Skype call between two people.  <\/p>\n<p>Sure, it&#8217;s cheap. But it&#8217;s effective, with its share of easy puzzles and expected twists.  The inevitable movies that will use this gimmick from here on out are probably going to be a whole lot worse.  You might as well get in while the getting&#8217;s still good.<\/p>\n<p>Support Qt3 by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B010C2L4VE\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=9325&#038;creativeASIN=B010C2L4VE&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=quartothre-20&#038;linkId=IODM66XBO7VG2Y6A\">watching Unfriended on Amazon.com<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To enjoy Unfriended, which is feasible without lumping it into the &#8220;so bad it&#8217;s good&#8221; category, you have to accept a few things. First, it&#8217;s about dumb kids. The setting is social media, so that&#8217;s expected. But this is also a slasher movie, so the dumb kids are mandatory. 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