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Goat Simulator from Coffee Stain Studios is getting another free content patch. This time, they’re making fun of fantasy-themed MMO games. The 1.2 Goat MMO Simulator<\/a> update adds genre staples like leveling, classes, (including the “rouge”) and a horrendous chat interface. It looks like they’ve got it all covered – so much so that Coffee Stain wanted to make sure a certain MMO giant didn’t take it the wrong way.<\/p>\n

“We hope Blizzard doesn’t sue us.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The free 1.2 Goat MMO Simulator update is coming on November 20th for all owners of Goat Simulator.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Goat Simulator from Coffee Stain Studios is getting another free content patch. This time, they’re making fun of fantasy-themed MMO games. The 1.2 Goat MMO Simulator update adds genre staples like leveling, classes, (including the “rouge”) and a horrendous chat interface. 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