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Ubisoft has created a Live Updates Blog<\/a> to keep people informed on the progress of patches for Assassin’s Creed Unity. The game, which launched on November 11th, has made headlines for its nightmare fuel<\/a> in the form of glitches and bugs. Less funny are the videos<\/a> of low framerates and crashes that people have reported on all platforms. Ubisoft claims that the team is “furiously working” to resolve reported issues.<\/p>\n

We understand players are experiencing difficulties and we want you to know that we’re listening to your feedback.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Don’t change a thing, Ubisoft! Gamers are getting some terrific meme material from Unity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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