{"id":2609,"date":"2011-02-02T11:13:40","date_gmt":"2011-02-02T19:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/?p=2609"},"modified":"2011-02-02T15:07:30","modified_gmt":"2011-02-02T23:07:30","slug":"bulletstorm-doesnt-think-very-highly-of-call-of-duty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2011\/02\/02\/bulletstorm-doesnt-think-very-highly-of-call-of-duty\/","title":{"rendered":"Bulletstorm doesn’t think very highly of Call of Duty"},"content":{"rendered":"

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That video is courtesy of the folks marketing Bulletstorm. Well played! But they didn’t just make a video. They made a playable parody called Duty Calls.<\/p>\n

Duty Calls “features”:<\/p>\n

1. Duty Vision ™ slows down the action so you can unload a storm of bullets
\n2. Immersive dialogue from the front lines
\n3. Cold, calculated realism
\n4. Killing animations motion captured from real actors
\n5. True-life reloading system allows for mistakes in putting the cartridge in the gun
\n6. Iconic sound effects
\n7. Thwart an enemy threat that could topple the country and possibly the world
\n8. Significant and historically accurate props<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If you have it in you to play a parody game — I’ve had my fill after Matt Hazard and DeathSpank — you can download 800MBs of videogame parody here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

That video is courtesy of the folks marketing Bulletstorm. Well played! But they didn’t just make a video. They made a playable parody called Duty Calls. Duty Calls “features”: 1. Duty Vision ™ slows down the action so you can unload a storm of bullets 2. Immersive dialogue from the front lines 3. 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