{"id":2579,"date":"2011-02-01T09:46:50","date_gmt":"2011-02-01T17:46:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/?p=2579"},"modified":"2011-02-01T09:46:50","modified_gmt":"2011-02-01T17:46:50","slug":"your-wife-is-going-to-be-pissed-in-the-quest-add-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2011\/02\/01\/your-wife-is-going-to-be-pissed-in-the-quest-add-on\/","title":{"rendered":"Your wife is going to be pissed in The Quest add-on"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"fancybox\" rel=\"2579\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/The_Quest_Hero_V.jpg\"<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/The_Quest_Hero_V.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"The_Quest_Hero_V\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2580\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/The_Quest_Hero_V.jpg 480w, https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/The_Quest_Hero_V-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I love that content is still going strong for The Quest, an epic and epically retro RPG for the iPhone.  This just in for your character:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Just when you thought you could enjoy your honeymoon on the beautiful Island of Buyan, you learn its Prince has been assassinated and the artifact providing the island&#8217;s ancient defense of invisibility has been blown up. It looks like some powerful and evil force is attempting to control Buyan and enslave its people. Grab your weapons, Hero, it&#8217;s time to fight for freedom again. Your prize could be the throne of Buyan.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Man, that sucks.  Dude was <em>on his honeymoon<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>The Quest &#8211; Hero of Lukomorye*, Part V: Island of Buyan is available for $3 <a href=\"http:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/app\/the-quest-hero-of-lukomorye-v\/id416551374?mt=8\">from the iTunes store<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>* Have fun trying to say that out loud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Your wife is going to be pissed in The Quest add-on - Quarter to Three<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2011\/02\/01\/your-wife-is-going-to-be-pissed-in-the-quest-add-on\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Your wife is going to be pissed in The Quest add-on - 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