It’s hard to narrow it down to ten. But nine simply isn’t enough and eleven would be unprofessional.<\/p>\n
After the jump, the things you’ll hear in Steelport.<\/strong><\/p>\n 10) “I was 12 hours into Dead Island when the Zin attacked. Now I’ll never finish.”<\/p>\n 9) “I am far from fucking silent, mate.”<\/p>\n 8) “Twisting Greek mythology into a burlesque? Offenbach! You are sublime!”\t<\/p>\n 7) “Where’s a septic truck when you need one?”<\/p>\n 6) “White House flags at half-mast following nationwide closure of Freckle Bitch’s.”<\/p>\n 5) “Is this the island that pirate came from?”<\/p>\n 4) “Wrong door.”<\/p>\n 3) “Stay back, you vile beverages.”<\/p>\n 2) “Like all good stories, the second act begins with a call to action and the building of a robot.”<\/p>\n 1) “Hey Kinzie, wanna fuck?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" It’s hard to narrow it down to ten. But nine simply isn’t enough and eleven would be unprofessional. After the jump, the things you’ll hear in Steelport.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":24638,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[48],"class_list":["post-24637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-features","tag-saints-row-iv"],"yoast_head":"\n