{"id":2431,"date":"2011-01-26T10:52:21","date_gmt":"2011-01-26T18:52:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/?p=2431"},"modified":"2011-01-26T11:17:15","modified_gmt":"2011-01-26T19:17:15","slug":"bulletstorm-demo-i-would-so-hit-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2011\/01\/26\/bulletstorm-demo-i-would-so-hit-that\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bulletstorm demo? I would so hit that."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"fancybox\" rel=\"2431\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/bulletboot-600.jpg\"<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/bulletboot-600.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"bulletboot 600\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2432\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/bulletboot-600.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/bulletboot-600-300x169.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>You&#8217;re not an asshole, Mark. You&#8217;re just trying so hard to be.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m so charmed by this demo. I can&#8217;t help it. It brings to mind that friend who tries really really hard to be tough, especially to talk tough, but never quite gets there. He knows the words. He&#8217;s heard them all before. In movies probably. Or more likely he&#8217;s read them. But when he says them&#8230;not so much. It just doesn&#8217;t translate.  It&#8217;s like he&#8217;s forcing little puzzle pieces together that clearly don&#8217;t fit. You like him so much, though, you let it slide. And eventually this becomes an endearing part of his personality.<\/p>\n<p>This Xbox Bulletstorm demo is trying its darndest to be hardcore funny, but it&#8217;s such a dork. Dick-tits? Really? I should dismiss you out of hand, Bulletstorm. But I can&#8217;t. Because I think I love you, man. You&#8217;re just trying so hard with that pseudo-gruff pirate-voiced narrator. Grayson Hunt is the name? I&#8217;ll try not to giggle. Come over here so I can give you a noogy.  What was that you wanted me to do? Bury my boot* in that freak&#8217;s poop passage? Poop passage? Did you really say that? Fine. You&#8217;re invited to the party Saturday night. You&#8217;re adorable.<\/p>\n<p>Also, that leash thing. I like.<\/p>\n<p>*pictured<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1654,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>The Bulletstorm demo? 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