{"id":17568,"date":"2012-10-14T14:02:23","date_gmt":"2012-10-14T21:02:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/?p=17568"},"modified":"2012-10-14T16:02:02","modified_gmt":"2012-10-14T23:02:02","slug":"starcraft-e-sports-hits-the-big-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2012\/10\/14\/starcraft-e-sports-hits-the-big-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Starcraft e-sports hits the big time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"fancybox\" rel=\"17568\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/too_drunk_to_zerg1.jpg\"<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/too_drunk_to_zerg1.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"too_drunk_to_zerg\" width=\"600\" height=\"307\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-17583\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In his <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/EGStephanoRC\/status\/254687634021052416\">apology<\/a> for bragging about how he fucked a 14-year-old, competitive Starcraft II player Ilyes Satouri says it was a private joke.  Unlike the time he was arrested (pictured) for <a href=\"http:\/\/rakaka.se\/?newsID=19313\">publicly vomiting<\/a> all over a Swedish nightclub.  Satouri&#8217;s private joke was broadcast when he sent it to someone who was participating in a live stream on TwitchTV.  <\/p>\n<p><a class=\"fancybox\" rel=\"17568\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hahaha.jpg\"<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hahaha.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"hahaha\" width=\"558\" height=\"272\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-17571\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The look on his chat partner&#8217;s face is priceless.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"fancybox\" rel=\"17568\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hahaha_pt2.jpg\"<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/hahaha_pt2.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"hahaha_pt2\" width=\"537\" height=\"271\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-17572\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Satouri&#8217;s team <a href=\"http:\/\/evilgeniuses.net\/ilyes-stephano-satouri-suspended-for-october\/\">suspended him<\/a> for the rest of this month.  This means he&#8217;ll be back on November 1st, at which point sponsors like Monster and Intel will implicitly condone e-athletes who brag about fucking minors.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-17568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Starcraft e-sports hits the big time - Quarter to Three<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2012\/10\/14\/starcraft-e-sports-hits-the-big-time\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Starcraft e-sports hits the big time - 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