{"id":1587,"date":"2011-01-12T15:10:34","date_gmt":"2011-01-12T23:10:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/?p=1587"},"modified":"2011-01-12T15:25:31","modified_gmt":"2011-01-12T23:25:31","slug":"bonecraft-cumming-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2011\/01\/12\/bonecraft-cumming-soon\/","title":{"rendered":"Bonecraft cumming soon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a class=\"fancybox\" rel=\"1587\" href=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Bonecraft.jpg\"<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Bonecraft.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"Bonecraft\" width=\"600\" height=\"379\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1588\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Bonecraft.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Bonecraft-300x189.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>Did I really just type cumming? Tom told me he was trying to elevate the tone around this place. Some ideas need to die a quick and messy death.  <\/p>\n<p>Anyway, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/hostednews\/afp\/article\/ALeqM5ikJ_L57fPJerLdfYiCcmZh5GbHng?docId=CNG.98df315adf15c59cc1300a82a92c181f.101\">exciting news<\/a> from the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A &#8220;Bonecraft&#8221; computer game at the expo was pitched as a spoof on popular videogames &#8220;Starcraft&#8221; and &#8220;World of Warcraft.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The game opens with drunken space soldiers crashing on a planet with troll-like &#8220;orcs&#8221; and Elvin women.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The space Marines start fighting the orcs to get with the Elvin women,&#8221; said a &#8216;Bonecraft&#8217; spokeswoman who gave her name only as Sarah. &#8220;The goal of the game is to have more sex with Elvin women.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>And what a fine goal that is! Starcraft II, meet my dusty shelf. It&#8217;s Bonecraft time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Bonecraft cumming soon - Quarter to Three<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2011\/01\/12\/bonecraft-cumming-soon\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Bonecraft cumming soon - Quarter to Three\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2011\/01\/12\/bonecraft-cumming-soon\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Quarter to Three\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2011-01-12T23:10:34+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:modified_time\" content=\"2011-01-12T23:25:31+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"http:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/Bonecraft.jpg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Mark Asher\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Mark Asher\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"1 minute\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\\\/\\\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/01\\\/12\\\/bonecraft-cumming-soon\\\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/01\\\/12\\\/bonecraft-cumming-soon\\\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Mark Asher\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/#\\\/schema\\\/person\\\/d8b527cc4df18051b8128f06107c7aa7\"},\"headline\":\"Bonecraft cumming soon\",\"datePublished\":\"2011-01-12T23:10:34+00:00\",\"dateModified\":\"2011-01-12T23:25:31+00:00\",\"mainEntityOfPage\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/01\\\/12\\\/bonecraft-cumming-soon\\\/\"},\"wordCount\":132,\"commentCount\":13,\"image\":{\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/01\\\/12\\\/bonecraft-cumming-soon\\\/#primaryimage\"},\"thumbnailUrl\":\"http:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/wp-content\\\/uploads\\\/2011\\\/01\\\/Bonecraft.jpg\",\"articleSection\":[\"Games\"],\"inLanguage\":\"en-US\",\"potentialAction\":[{\"@type\":\"CommentAction\",\"name\":\"Comment\",\"target\":[\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/01\\\/12\\\/bonecraft-cumming-soon\\\/#respond\"]}]},{\"@type\":\"WebPage\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/01\\\/12\\\/bonecraft-cumming-soon\\\/\",\"url\":\"https:\\\/\\\/www.quartertothree.com\\\/fp\\\/2011\\\/01\\\/12\\\/bonecraft-cumming-soon\\\/\",\"name\":\"Bonecraft cumming soon - 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