{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Quarter to Three","provider_url":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp","title":"The unintentional comedy of Assassin's Creed Unity - Quarter to Three","type":"rich","width":600,"height":338,"html":"<blockquote class=\"wp-embedded-content\" data-secret=\"wHIcrX5AIK\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2014\/11\/13\/unintentional-comedy-assassins-creed-unity\/\">The unintentional comedy of Assassin&#8217;s Creed Unity<\/a><\/blockquote><iframe sandbox=\"allow-scripts\" security=\"restricted\" src=\"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/2014\/11\/13\/unintentional-comedy-assassins-creed-unity\/embed\/#?secret=wHIcrX5AIK\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" title=\"&#8220;The unintentional comedy of Assassin&#8217;s Creed Unity&#8221; &#8212; Quarter to Three\" data-secret=\"wHIcrX5AIK\" frameborder=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" class=\"wp-embedded-content\"><\/iframe><script>\n\/*! This file is auto-generated *\/\n!function(d,l){\"use strict\";l.querySelector&&d.addEventListener&&\"undefined\"!=typeof URL&&(d.wp=d.wp||{},d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage||(d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage=function(e){var t=e.data;if((t||t.secret||t.message||t.value)&&!\/[^a-zA-Z0-9]\/.test(t.secret)){for(var s,r,n,a=l.querySelectorAll('iframe[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),o=l.querySelectorAll('blockquote[data-secret=\"'+t.secret+'\"]'),c=new RegExp(\"^https?:$\",\"i\"),i=0;i<o.length;i++)o[i].style.display=\"none\";for(i=0;i<a.length;i++)s=a[i],e.source===s.contentWindow&&(s.removeAttribute(\"style\"),\"height\"===t.message?(1e3<(r=parseInt(t.value,10))?r=1e3:~~r<200&&(r=200),s.height=r):\"link\"===t.message&&(r=new URL(s.getAttribute(\"src\")),n=new URL(t.value),c.test(n.protocol))&&n.host===r.host&&l.activeElement===s&&(d.top.location.href=t.value))}},d.addEventListener(\"message\",d.wp.receiveEmbedMessage,!1),l.addEventListener(\"DOMContentLoaded\",function(){for(var e,t,s=l.querySelectorAll(\"iframe.wp-embedded-content\"),r=0;r<s.length;r++)(t=(e=s[r]).getAttribute(\"data-secret\"))||(t=Math.random().toString(36).substring(2,12),e.src+=\"#?secret=\"+t,e.setAttribute(\"data-secret\",t)),e.contentWindow.postMessage({message:\"ready\",secret:t},\"*\")},!1)))}(window,document);\n\/\/# sourceURL=https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-includes\/js\/wp-embed.min.js\n<\/script>\n","thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/www.quartertothree.com\/fp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/ohgodwhy.jpg","thumbnail_width":700,"thumbnail_height":414,"description":"Ubisoft has created a Live Updates Blog to keep people informed on the progress of patches for Assassin&#8217;s Creed Unity. The game, which launched on November 11th, has made headlines for its nightmare fuel in the form of glitches and bugs. Less funny are the videos of low framerates and crashes that people have reported [&hellip;]"}