There’s a new mini-game in Borderlands 3. If you go to the infirmary in Sanctuary III, you can find an arcade machine with Borderlands Science, a matching puzzle game that can unlock cosmetic doodads for your character as well as some in-game temporary XP or money boosts. It’s all in the name of real science, as Mayim Bialik explains in the intro video. The simple matching game ties into the Microsetta Initiative’s effort to map strands of DNA in poop. Yes, dookie. It turns out computers aren’t great at lining up the sometimes vague data from our doo-doo, and players can contribute to the task by simply being better at guessing.
It’s not always possible to line up all of the tiles correctly, but attempting these puzzles is still helpful as you’re identifying errors in real-world computer analyses.
Congratulations, vault-hunter. You’re a real science person now.
It may have seemed like an April Fool’s announcement, but when Red Hook Studios tweeted about a player vs. player DLC on the 1st, they weren’t being jokers. The Butcher’s Circus, coming in May, will pit players’ bands against one another. Rankings and unlockable cosmetics banner bits will attest to the might of your 4-hero warbands, and overly flowery trash-talk will be sure to come.
Valve is still working on Artifact. In the latest blog post, Valve revealed that their big plans to revitalize the virtual card game include a feature that bucks the trend of most other collectible card games. In the future, they’re not going to have any ways to purchase cards with real money. The only way to gain more cards will be to play the game. No cards for sale! Valve will undoubtedly sell something to players to generate a stream of revenue, but the actual bread and butter of the genre will be awarded by actually playing the game.
We have some ideas about what we’d like to sell, but none of them are cards/packs.
Vets of card games are likely scratching their heads over the decision. How will they buy their way into winning decks? How will they use the power of their wallet to overwhelm their opponents and fill their collections?
Look, I’m not necessarily recommending that you watch The Happening again. I wouldn’t do that to you. But I am saying the basic story, which I’ve always thought was intriguing, is especially relevant during the coronavirus pandemic.
Sports have taken a beating during the global novel coronavrius pandemic. Games are happening in empty venues or being delayed indefinitely, which impacts the viewership and money the events can generate. A third option has emerged from the world of automobile racing that keeps the cash flowing. Networks are hosting the races virtually with the help of sim games.
Last Sunday Fox Sports broadcast what they’re calling an “eNASCAR” event. The iRacing Pro Invitational Series featured popular drivers like Dale Earnhardt Jr. and Kyle Busch and even had commentary delivered by the normal Fox Sports broadcast crew. It attracted over 900,000 viewers and was successful enough to convince the network to continue the series.
You don’t see enough Greek choruses anymore. At some point during the last millennia and a half, the Greek chorus fell out of favor. So one of the first delights in Blow the Man Down is realizing that this New England noir about unlikely femmes fatale comes with a Greek chorus. It opens with a bunch of sailors singing a rowdy sea shanty. They’ll be back, but not as often as I would have liked. And I’m not sure how relevant their sea shanties are to the narrative action. But I appreciate the idea, and it’s emblematic of how Blow the Man Down has some great ideas, even if it does struggle to present them.
Half-Life: Alyx, Valve’s return to the universe of headcrabs and Combine radio static may be great, but if you don’t have the VR gear, you can’t play it. Don’t fret about missing out on the greatest Half-Life since Lost Coast. Valve’s Robin Walker fully expects someone clever will mod the game so even the non-VR plebs will be able to play it. In an interview with VGC, Walker says he’s looking forward to it, because he thinks it will make people appreciate what the studio did even more.
“As a result, what I’m confident will happen is that when people get that butchered version, and they’ll have lost all the things that we’ll have got from moving to VR, they will then understand very clearly why we made that choice.”
You don’t miss what you never had. Later in the exchange, Robin Walker says whether or not Valve’s next Half-Life story is VR-exclusive will depend on the reaction to Alyx.
Warning: if you haven’t seen Color Out of Space, this review is basically one big spoiler.
Colour Out of Space is an odd fit among H.P. Lovecraft’s works. It’s about ordinary people — farmers, to be precise — on whom something fell. They were just going about their business, herding sheep and sowing crops and whatever farmers do, when a meteorite landed on their farm and infected everything with an alien presence. They were driven insane and died and the land was barren from then on.
It’s a trying time for everyone. As COVID-19 races around the globe, and governments declare states of emergency, GameStop wants everyone to know that they’ll be ready and willing to sell you a copy of Animal Crossing: New Horizons. Like many businesses, they’re adjusting their policies to comply with Coronavirus “social distancing” guidance, but one particular corporate decision seems to run against the prevailing wisdom. In areas where only “essential” places are allowed to remain open, GameStop feels they’re included in that category of business along with pharmacies, grocery stores, or urgent care facilities.
“Due to the products we carry that enable and enhance our customers’ experience in working from home, we believe GameStop is classified as essential retail and therefore is able to remain open during this time.”
Kotaku obtained an internal memo to GameStop employees informing them of this policy and directing them to tell authorities that want to shut them down to call headquarters instead. I imagine that conversation would end with the police agreeing that society cannot possibly function without stores offering used games or Funko Pop dolls.
That’s it. There’s no need to craft or explore anything else in No Man’s Sky. There are now bobble-heads. The in-game doodads can be installed in any ship cockpit and come in two models: Specialist Polo and Priest Entity Nada once you buy them from the Quicksilver Synthesis Companion merchant in a Space Anomaly. Who cares what other galactic mysteries are out there? I have a bobble-head.
Control, Tom Chick’s pick for second-best game of 2019, is finally getting an honest-to-goodness expansion. The Foundation is launching on March 26th. It’s the first of two proper expansions coming this year. That’s great news for fans of the Finnish telekinesis-and-bureaucracy action game. More spooky physics-defying illusory hallways. More bland office cubicles transforming into blasted heaths of cyclopean horror.
Look at that Spelunky 2 screenshot. It’s beautifully terrifying. Veterans of Spelunky will instantly recognize the threat that lava with liquid physics will pose to challengers. Creator Derek Yu says he’s not quite ready to talk about a release date, but he released a few more screenshots to intimidate you.
Doom 64, the often forgotten cousin of Doom is being revived for 2020, and will feature a new chapter. The new content will tie into Doom Eternal’s story and reveal just a bit more of the player character’s background. According to Nightdive Studios’ Samuel Villarreal, the modern version is a labor of love that began with an unofficial hobby attempt at porting the game years ago, which eventually led him to his work on Nightdive’s proprietary engine.
Doom 64 is a free incentive for pre-ordering Doom Eternal, but players shouldn’t think of it as a throwaway port. Serious Doom fans know that the 22-year-old Midway game made for the Nintendo 64 had some seriously good graphics for its time (some say it rivaled or exceeded the original PC version) and sported a few programming tricks, like colored lighting and an upgradeable uber-weapon, The Unmaker, that took the place of the BFG9000.