Top Ten Changes Interplay Would Make to Games
10. Effective immediately, all Sea Reapers in Giants: Citizen
Kabuto will not be allowed to leave the house like that and
will be issued opague sarongs.
9. Deus Ex changed to the phonetically obvious "Day
Ooze Ecks" to avoid the widespread mispronunciation "do
8. In Warcraft 2 orc's cry of "Stop poking me"
changed to "You're making me uncomfortable."
7. Brightly colored title cards reading "Biff",
"Pow", and "Smack" will obscure the screen
whenever a blow is landed in Mortal Kombat and noogies substituted
6. Lara Croft's next outfit will be a sweater four sizes
too large and Cate Archer's skirts have to go below the knee.
5. In Virtual Pool 3 all references to "balls"
changed to "spherical objects you strike with a stick".
4. Every "fuck" in Kingpin is recorded over with
the voice of Ned Flanders from the Simpsons saying, "okely
3. Sequel to Die by the Sword to be called Get Smacked by
a Sword that Might Smart a Little But Won't Really Hurt You.
And the number one change Interplay would make to games
1. Daikatana renamed Lesbianatana.
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