By Senor Bullcrap on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 05:58 pm:
Usted está totalmente loco! Esto no es patriótico!
Tsk, tsk.
By Jeff Green on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 06:04 pm:
Je suis d'accord avec senor bullcrap.
Je ne suis pas sure que ca c'est une tres bonne idee, pendant c'est temps la.
J'espere que vous avez honte, monsieurs!
Vive Amerique!
By Senor Bullcrap on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 06:07 pm:
Schweinhunds... Laissez-les manger le gâteau!
By Arnie on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 06:17 pm:
Hasta La Vista Babies !
By Aszurom (Aszurom) on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 06:20 pm:
Votre mère était un hampster et votre père senti des baies de sureau.
By David E. Hunt (Davidcpa) on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 06:27 pm:
This happens with my DSS system sometimes. I hit the Alt Audio button by mistake and the Spanish pours forth.
-button punch-
--button smash--
Why won't this damn thing switch back to English?
-DavidCPA
By Anonymous on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 06:32 pm:
Es muy malo. Adios!
By Rob_Merritt on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 06:45 pm:
Ah like, what the hell?
By Bill McClendon (Crash) on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 06:51 pm:
¡Ay chingada! Este sitio tiene muchas sorpresas, pero pienso a alguien usado Babelfish para esto.
Y no, no usó el pesco. ;)
By Mark Asher on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 08:47 pm:
Why are we becoming a Spanish-language console site?
"The Future is Bright - the Future is Spanish
Spanish-language television powerhouse Univision has managed to buck the industrywide advertising slump, according to Phyllis Furman of the New York Daily News. The Los Angeles-based network, which controls 80% of the country's Spanish-language broadcasting, has seen ad revenue rise 10% over last year. Analysts cite the rapid growth in the Hispanic population of the United States in the past ten years as the main factor."
Combine that with the growing console market, and that says it all. We've got a lot more console coverage in the hopper. I'm getting an Xbox, we're playing GBA games, etc. It's going to be cool -- if you speak Spanish!
By Hiles on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 09:59 pm:
Trop mauvais je n'ai pas appris l'espagnol dans le lycée. J'ai passé toute mon heure dans le laboratoire d'ordinateur étant un nerd et obtenant a martelé par les jocks de langue espagnole.
By kazz on Tuesday, October 2, 2001 - 11:55 pm:
I sometimes watch "La Hora Pico" on Univision Sundays. Those Spanish channels know the value of a hot babe, something I wish American TV was more tuned in to. And I mean that in the most enlightened way, yes I do.
By Sparky on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 01:48 am:
"Quantum materiae materietur marmota
monax si marmota monax materiam possit
materiari?"
Trans: "How much wood would a woodchuck
chuck is a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Latin, the most useful dead language I ever
studied in high school. And by "studied" I
mean "skimmed through some books that
said strange things about Caligula's horse
and charmed the teacher into giving me a B by
making a really nice mosaic out of pinto
beans that said 'Cave Canem' (Beware of the
Dog)".
By Gordon Cameron on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 10:58 am:
Ay ay ay! Una candelabra precariosa!
By BobM on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 11:56 am:
Don't make me come over there.
By XtienMurawski on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 12:42 pm:
Donde esta, casa de pepe?
Amanpour
By Rob Funk (Xaroc) on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 02:20 pm:
Wow this is really freaking annoying.
By Bub (Bub) on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 02:23 pm:
I'm waiting for something to post in Klingon.
-Andrew
By Senor Bullcrap on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 02:45 pm:
maHvaD poH tu'be'lu'
maHvaD Daq tu'be'lu'
najmey tebbogh Dochvam 'oH nuq'e' 'ach maHvo' ghoStaH
yIn rInbe'taH neHqu' 'Iv
yIn rInbe'taH neHqu' 'Iv
maHvaD tul tu'be'lu'
maHvaD Hoch'a' wuqlu'ta'
maHvaD wa' belmoHbogh poH neH nobta' qo''a'vam'e'
yIn rInbe'taH neHqu' 'Iv
yIn rInbe'taH neHqu' 'Iv
muSHa' rInbe'taH 'e' ngIl 'Iv
HeghnISmo' Hoch
'ach wuSDu'maj yIHotchuqmoH
'ach qo'wIjvaD tIqlIj yIHotmoH
'ej mayInlaH rInbe'taH
'ej mamuSHa'chuq rInbe'taH
DaHjajmaj 'oH rInbe'taHghach'e'
yIn rInbe'taH neHqu' 'Iv
yIn rInbe'taH neHqu' 'Iv
DaHjajmaj 'oH rInbe'taHghach'e'
muSHa'meH loS 'Iv rInbe'taH
(Mad props to Freddie Mercury and Brian May, the Original Klingons.)
By Alan Au (Itsatrap) on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 03:57 pm:
Better Klingon than Esperanto. (heh)
- Alan
By Met_K on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 05:41 pm:
Hola. Cómo está usted hoy?
Estoy bien. Gracias.
Hay una tortuga grande en mis pantalones. Su goto del burro el cuarto de baño?
El burro vuela al sur para el invierno. usted tienen gusto de ayudarme desnudaron? El tronco es entornado
Soy su arándano.
By Frank Greene (Reeko) on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 07:44 pm:
Okay, Met.
All I got out of that is donkey and bathroom. I'm glad I don't read spanish.
By David E. Hunt (Davidcpa) on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 11:25 pm:
--Destroy Remote Control--
Finally this channel is back in English.
-DavidCPA
By Johnny Utah on Wednesday, October 3, 2001 - 11:29 pm:
I am an FBI agent!!
By Goal Foosbol on Thursday, October 4, 2001 - 05:16 am:
Where, my American friends, is the beauteeful Spaneesh language I see on this site yesterday? I tol all my Espanoles amigos that this site was de place to read de XBox news in our beauteeful language. Where deed eet go, amigos?
PUNTAS! TU MADRES ESTAN BUTTOCKOS DE MUCHO, STEENK!
I buy my XBox on the other site now, assmonkey Americanos. Fook off your mothers... I love Amped and snowboard on YOUR FAT AMERICAN FACE! JA JA JA!
Bastardos.
By Jeff Green on Thursday, October 4, 2001 - 07:06 am:
"Donde esta, casa de pepe?"
It's 4:00 am and I just woke up unexpectedly and was not in a good mood about it.
But this made me laugh out loud. Thanks, Amanpour. :)
By Supertanker on Thursday, October 4, 2001 - 09:10 pm:
I've been to Mexico a couple of times, but this is all I remember:
"Dos cervesas, por favor,"
"Donde esta la playa nudista?"