By Jeff Atwood (Wumpus) on Friday, November 2, 2001 - 10:09 pm:
http://www.maryromantic.com
May I suggest the "male masturbation" topic under "articles"? But ultimately, it doesn't matter where you start. The whole site is pure friggin' gold.
By Rob_Merritt on Friday, November 2, 2001 - 11:38 pm:
ahahahahahaha..
She'll die alone or married to a woman pretending to be a man...
By The horror, the horror on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 12:23 pm:
Now I have the indelible image of Wumpus masturbating seared into my brain... AAIEEEEEEE!! KILL ME NOW!
By Anonymous on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 01:45 pm:
There's something about Mary...
By It's on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 09:42 pm:
http://www.maryromantic.com/interdependence.htm
Needy? Clingy? Naah.
By Typical Man on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 10:13 pm:
Mary wrote "I need a man who'll always be totally honest with me, as I'll be totally honest with him."
Careful what you wish for, lady!
Mary: "Sweetie Honey Cakes Darling Love Pumpkin, what are you thinking?"
SHCDLP: "I was wishing you would be quiet and get with the knob polishing already."
By Jeff Atwood (Wumpus) on Saturday, November 3, 2001 - 10:19 pm:
I told you guys. It's a train wreck.
Did you find the part about the chastity tube yet? She generously offers to hold the key!
I found this site about a year ago. She's still looking..
By Supertanker on Sunday, November 4, 2001 - 12:11 am:
I thought that she only figuratively wanted a guy's testicles in a jar. I guess not!
By Brad Grenz on Sunday, November 4, 2001 - 03:58 am:
One of the corospondants on the Daily Show, I think it was Steve Correl, did a piece on something like this. I don't know if it was from the same people. The device worked the same way, only it was constructed of clear, plastic scafolding. Hillarious!
By Jeff Atwood (Wumpus) on Sunday, November 4, 2001 - 04:16 am:
I was going to start a new thread for this, but.. decided these two are close enough.
http://www.evilavatar.com/EA/Interviews/M34264/
Ouch. Ouch. Ouch. I think we've found soulmates.
By Rob_Merritt on Sunday, November 4, 2001 - 07:19 pm:
Here is an email I wrote her:
"Hello,
I stumbled across your web page and I think I have a suggestion that helps. Please take this suggestion serious. You are looking for a man who doesn't masterbate. Have you thought about dating a man with no arms? This isn't a joke, there is a dating service called "Handicap International." I used the service around 10 years ago and I know they had catagories of disabilities that you could select from that you are willing to date. Missing both arms is a catagory. Another option is to find a man with a missing or damaged penis. "H.I." might be able to help there too.
Best of Luck,
Rob Merritt"
I almost choked to death while eating taco bell food twice while writing that. :)
By Alan Au (Itsatrap) on Monday, November 5, 2001 - 02:01 pm:
Yeah, Taco Bell food will do that to you. *heh*
Quote:I almost choked to death while eating taco bell food twice while writing that. :)