By Aszurom on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 01:23 am:
Oh my gosh... there's a Klingon look-alike robbing banks in S. California!!
Man, I'm sitting here watching the 10:00 news and they showed bank camera pics of some woman with a thing on her forehead... some kind of lumpy cloth thing, but damn if she doesn't look like Michael Dorn in drag.
California is WEIRD. I love it.
By Aszurom on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 01:26 am:
Oh, even better... there's a reported "half man, half monkey" out here attacking people on the street. They showed a police sketch of some sasquatch looking thing and some dude with his arm all ripped up.
If you're in town for E3... PH33R THE MONKEY!
By Bub (Bub) on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 02:09 am:
Is Aszurom in LA?
Or New Dehli?
http://www.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/asiapcf/south/05/16/india.monkeyman/index.html
Regardless, he isn't watching the news very closely. ;-)
By Aszurom on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 02:18 am:
Hrm... I dunno. It was on Channel 13, UPN. They were saying "Don't panic, but be careful and walk with a friend" sort of thing. That didn't sound like India to me. I dunno, because the sketch looked similar, so maybe I was hallucinating or something.
Hold on, there's someone at the door...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
By Jason Levine on Thursday, May 17, 2001 - 10:18 am:
Quote:They were saying "Don't panic, but be
careful and walk with a friend" sort of thing.
By Aszurom on Friday, May 18, 2001 - 12:06 am:
Well, I sure as shit do. Just finished walking from the subway exit past vine back to whitley. Got a nice picture of the wax museum for my trouble.
I just put on my gorilla costume and oddly, nobody messed with me.
By Jason Levine on Friday, May 18, 2001 - 12:53 pm:
You walked AND took public transportation in LA? Never mind the gorilla suit. No wonder nobody messed with you. =)
By aszurom on Saturday, May 19, 2001 - 01:58 am:
I dunno... nobody really looks at me. I'm a little "aware" of the people around me, because I'm walking down the street with a camcorder bag around my neck - but I'm smart enough to keep it across my shoulders and one hand on the strap. Wallet in my front pocket, and I just try to walk like I belong there. Apparently they're buying it.