By Tim Elhajj on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 02:10 pm:
Quote:"the fellow with the pretzels gave him a blank look and then said, "I can't wait any longer. I'm hungry," and then proceeded to open the plastic container of pretzels by holding it with both his hands and using his teeth to rip the top off the container
Quote:"whereupon he chowed on pretzels like he had a GeForce 3 card installed in his mouth. He was getting about 60 bites per second, we think.
By Mark Asher on Tuesday, February 27, 2001 - 11:55 pm:
"Ask any parent if pretzels are a suitable breakfast food," she said.
Well, I'm a parent and I obviously think it's okay! No cholesterol, little fat. What more do you want from a breakfast food?"
Heh -- your wife and mine could get together and compare stories. My kids are picky eaters so one day I finally asked them if they wanted a bologna sandwich for breakfast. They thought that was great and gulped it down, but my wife was not amused when she found out.
She doesn't mind giving them chocolate chip muffins for breakfast, but she gets mad if I offer them a brownie. What the heck's the difference?
By Michael Murphy (Murph) on Wednesday, February 28, 2001 - 04:50 pm:
Oh, man, you guys make me really look forward to having kids!! ;-)