Looking for 2000-word game reviews that give a detailed explanation
of the backstory, followed by a paragraph on graphics, a paragraph
on shortcomings, and finally a disclaimer that "nevertheless,
it's a fun game" or maybe the astute observation that "fans
of the genre will like this game"? Then you're in the wrong
place. 60 Second reviews are, well, you know...soul of wit
and all that stuff.
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Max Payne
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Of steam baths and literary awfulusia
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Shogun: Warlord
Edition
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I think I'm turning Japanese again
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Eurofighter Typhoon
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Making flight sims deader
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Orion Pirates
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Starfleet Command 2: wilder, woolier, and less interesting
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Divided Ground
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Talonsoft's post-Tiller wargaming
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World War II Online
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Man's inhumanity to gamers
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Emperor: Battle for Dune
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Hash, hash, and rehash on Westwood's menu
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Diablo II expansion
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It absolutely will not stop, ever
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TRIBES 2 (review
v2.0)
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This time, we brought a GeForce along
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Legends of Might & Magic
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Frickin' laser beams
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Cossacks
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Age of...whoa, hey, wait, umm, ack!
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Serious Sam
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Not to be taken too seriously
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Fallout
Tactics
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Not quite ready to leave Vault 13
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Outlive
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Much better than you may have heard
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Fate of the
Dragon
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China set us up the bomb
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Adventure Pinball
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For those about to doink...
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Kohan
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Just remember: "Kohan, be a fan!"
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TRIBES 2
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Falling out of the ugly tree, getting beat with the
slow stick
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Starships
Unlimited
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A stellar one man show
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Europa Universalis
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Board game elegant and computer game ambitious
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Undying
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The post-Trespasser Dreamworks
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Corporate
Machine
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Beating swords into marketshares
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Starfleet
Command II
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Overhaul mismanagement
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No One Lives Forver
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The spy game we loved
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Virtual Pool
3
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"Shoot pool, Fast Tommy"
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Freedom:
1st Resistance
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Resist! Resist!
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Rising Sun
Gold
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And there's nothing new under the Rising Sun
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Quake
III Team Arena
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A fool and his $30 are soon parted
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Giants
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It's no 800 pound gorilla
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Call
to Power 2
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You don't play it — you endure it
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Hitman: Codename
47
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The "Groundhog Day" of computer gaming
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Red
Alert 2
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So good we'd like to kiss Kane's bald head. Well, maybe
not that good.
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American McGee's
Alice
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As curious and as curious
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Sacrifice
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A veritable messiah to computer games
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Wizards
& Warriors
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D.W. Bradley's Wizardry series lives
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KISS
Psycho Circus
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And the band played on...apparently in someone else's
game
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Midtown Madness
2
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Urban auto angst
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Combat
Mission
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The Allies liberate the wargame!
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Crimson
Skies
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Air FASA wants you!
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Soldier
of Fortune
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Wear a cup when playing this game
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Daikatana
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Making you all John Romero's bitches
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Deus Ex
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San Machina ad Nihilo
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realMYST
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Highest ratio of capital to lower case letters of any
game since TRIBES
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Diablo 2
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Abandon all sleep ye who enter here
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