60 Second Review of…

Dead or Alive 3 (Xbox)

Tom's review: Although breasts it breasts looks breasts better breasts than breasts DOA2 breasts, it breasts plays breasts exactly breasts the breasts same. This breasts time breasts the breasts lure breasts of breasts unlocking breasts stuff breasts like breasts costumes breasts and breasts characters breasts isn't breast as breasts strong breasts as, breasts well, breasts the breasts graphics. Breasts. And thighs.

Mark’s review: Good but no Soul Caliber. Believe it or not, I didn’t really notice the bouncing breasts. This is a better than average fighter and shows off the Xbox well with it’s nice water effects, some selective destructible terrain, and (if Tom is to be believed) some well-tuned breastwork.

Publisher: Tecmo
Developer:
Tecmo
Genre:
Fighting/punching/kicking game
Requirements:
Your wife/girlfriend/significant other is in the other room

December 10, 2001

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