Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers?

Angie Gallant · 07-07-2008, 02:01 PM

Well, he knows what he wants.

wildpokerman · 07-07-2008, 02:11 PM

Why did my job block Q23 again? Oh yeah because of the gaming related content.

UncleSmoothie · 07-07-2008, 02:13 PM

That is the most hilarious craigslist post I've ever seen, and I think that's really saying something.

RichardC · 07-07-2008, 02:22 PM

"Sorry, Mario, but our pervert is in another anus."

PeterGinsberg · 07-07-2008, 02:24 PM

Pretty good, but it still doesn't beat "JO bud.... with a twist":
http://i17.tinypic.com/868p1sw.gif

(Possibly NSFW small, disturbing picture).

quatoria · 07-07-2008, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by wildpokerman

Why did my job block Q23 again? Oh yeah because of the gaming related content.

Get back in your fucking pokeball, or it's the whip!

Drastic · 07-07-2008, 02:32 PM

People just don't understand how brilliantly Nintendo's expanding the traditional gaming markets.

Mordrak · 07-07-2008, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Drastic

People just don't understand how brilliantly Nintendo's expanding the traditional gaming markets.

Actually, the sad thing is, he's probably just reliving abuse he suffered as a child while playing mario brothers.

idrisz · 07-07-2008, 02:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mordrak

Actually, the sad thing is, he's probably just reliving abuse he suffered as a child while playing mario brothers.

except he is in the place of the abuser???

DavidKaye · 07-07-2008, 03:08 PM

This is a magnificent find. Kudos!

Mordrak · 07-07-2008, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by idrisz

except he is in the place of the abuser???

That's generally how the cycle of abuse works.

Athryn · 07-07-2008, 03:11 PM

Or, you know, it could just be a legitimate fantasy, and he's finding a way to make it become a reality. Seems like he's trying to dabble in a top/bottom relationship but is also a classic console fan.

Mordrak · 07-07-2008, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Athryn

Or, you know, it could just be a legitimate fantasy, and he's finding a way to make it become a reality. Seems like he's trying to dabble in a top/bottom relationship but is also a classic console fan.

Could be.

Adree · 07-07-2008, 03:35 PM

You go insane.
You begin to take off all your clothes.
You shout.

Wholly Schmidt · 07-07-2008, 05:23 PM

Am I reading it wrong, or is he asking for a woman?

Athryn · 07-07-2008, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Wholly Schmidt

Am I reading it wrong, or is he asking for a woman?

One would assume so, since he talks about multiple points of entry.

Talisker · 07-07-2008, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Wholly Schmidt

Am I reading it wrong, or is he asking for a woman?

It does specify m4w at the top.

Kraaze · 07-07-2008, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Talisker

It does specify m4w at the top.

Oh is that what that means? I guess you read a lot more of these kinky personals than the rest of us.

fire · 07-07-2008, 09:41 PM

I find it strange that while the m4m ads always have penis shots (or nude body shots with the head missing), the w4w ads by contrast always have angsty poetry. The m4w ads never really ask what you look like (some even say they don't care), but the guys stop talking to you as soon as you send a photo.

After seeing the hot tub release party, I'm not surprised to read about the Mario From Behind party.

MattKeil · 07-07-2008, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by fire

The m4w ads never really ask what you look like (some even say they don't care), but the guys stop talking to you as soon as you send a photo.

Maybe you should send a different photo?

fire · 07-07-2008, 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by MattKeil

Maybe you should send a different photo?

A butt, but no face?

Unicorn McGriddle · 07-07-2008, 09:55 PM

How about a penis shot?

Kyle Wilson · 07-07-2008, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by fire

A butt, but no face?

God knows it hasn't kept the guys on Qt3 from talking to you.

jerri blank · 07-07-2008, 09:59 PM

Super Mario Bros. with buttseks? That's kinky. I could see Zelda or maybe Castlevania. But SMB? Sick, sick, sick.

Craigslist is for pervs.

Mordrak · 07-07-2008, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by fire

The m4w ads never really ask what you look like (some even say they don't care), but the guys stop talking to you as soon as you send a photo.

That's probably because most guys that use craigslist use it as a fantasy. What if they were a normal desirable guy? As soon as they get a photo, the weight of their loser-dom bears down on them. They realize they have no chance at a one night stand, let alone a dinner date. If they were attractive, reasonably well put together individuals, they wouldn't be posting on craigslist in the first place. Hence, no response. That and/or they fap to it.

NoWayJose · 07-07-2008, 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mordrak

That's probably because most guys that use craigslist use it as a fantasy. What if they were a normal desirable guy? As soon as they get a photo, the weight of their loser-dom bears down on them. They realize they have no chance at a one night stand, let alone a dinner date. If they were attractive, reasonably well put together individuals, they wouldn't be posting on craigslist in the first place. Hence, no response. That and/or they fap to it.

Sheesh, man, get a blog or something.

CalvinGT · 07-07-2008, 10:26 PM

Jesus.

Mordrak · 07-07-2008, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by NoWayJose

Sheesh, man, get a blog or something.

Don't ever watch Happiness, heh. Craigslist is the internet version of Philip Seymour Hoffman's character, Allen.

Hanacker · 07-07-2008, 10:34 PM

Ah, I was wondering how he was gonna get her to orgasm at the end of Stage 1-2 but apparently fake orgasming is preferred.

I guess this has as good a shot at working as any other anonymous sex posting.

marxeil · 07-07-2008, 10:54 PM

The hot tub release party is still the undisputed king.

07-07-2008, 02:01 PM	#1
Angie Gallant New Romantic Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,335	Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers? Well, he knows what he wants.

07-07-2008, 09:55 PM	#22
Unicorn McGriddle New Romantic Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 5,219	all the bases covered How about a penis shot?

07-07-2008, 02:11 PM	#2
wildpokerman Social Worker Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Nashua Posts: 3,663	Why did my job block Q23 again? Oh yeah because of the gaming related content.

07-07-2008, 02:13 PM	#3
UncleSmoothie Neo Acoustic Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: London, UK Gamertag: UncleSmoothie Posts: 1,872	That is the most hilarious craigslist post I've ever seen, and I think that's really saying something.

07-07-2008, 02:22 PM	#4
RichardC Social Worker Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: England Posts: 2,911	"Sorry, Mario, but our pervert is in another anus."

07-07-2008, 02:24 PM	#5
PeterGinsberg Social Worker Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Maplewood, NJ AlsoKnownAs: malphigian Posts: 2,810	Pretty good, but it still doesn't beat "JO bud.... with a twist": http://i17.tinypic.com/868p1sw.gif (Possibly NSFW small, disturbing picture).

07-07-2008, 02:32 PM	#7
Drastic Social Worker Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Live: Gar Drastic \| PSN & Steam: GarDrastic Posts: 4,680	People just don't understand how brilliantly Nintendo's expanding the traditional gaming markets.

07-07-2008, 03:08 PM	#10
DavidKaye Neo Acoustic Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: West Hollywood, CA Gamertag: DaedalusForever Posts: 1,907	This is a magnificent find. Kudos!

07-07-2008, 03:11 PM	#12
Athryn New Romantic Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Type /release to return to your last bind point. Posts: 9,653	Or, you know, it could just be a legitimate fantasy, and he's finding a way to make it become a reality. Seems like he's trying to dabble in a top/bottom relationship but is also a classic console fan.

07-07-2008, 03:35 PM	#14
Adree Social Worker Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Canton, GA Gamertag - Adree1 Posts: 4,389	You go insane. You begin to take off all your clothes. You shout.

07-07-2008, 05:23 PM	#15
Wholly Schmidt Battle Dancer How To Go Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Space Planet Posts: 11,154	Am I reading it wrong, or is he asking for a woman?

07-07-2008, 09:41 PM	#19
fire Social Worker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Santa Cruz, CA SteamID:BTfire Posts: 2,551	I find it strange that while the m4m ads always have penis shots (or nude body shots with the head missing), the w4w ads by contrast always have angsty poetry. The m4w ads never really ask what you look like (some even say they don't care), but the guys stop talking to you as soon as you send a photo. After seeing the hot tub release party, I'm not surprised to read about the Mario From Behind party.

07-07-2008, 09:59 PM	#24
jerri blank Social Worker Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Nashville Posts: 3,832	Super Mario Bros. with buttseks? That's kinky. I could see Zelda or maybe Castlevania. But SMB? Sick, sick, sick. Craigslist is for pervs.

07-07-2008, 10:26 PM	#27
CalvinGT Neo Acoustic Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,532	Jesus.

07-07-2008, 10:34 PM	#29
Hanacker Social Worker Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: zombie Posts: 4,946	Ah, I was wondering how he was gonna get her to orgasm at the end of Stage 1-2 but apparently fake orgasming is preferred. I guess this has as good a shot at working as any other anonymous sex posting.

07-07-2008, 10:54 PM	#30
marxeil Neo Acoustic Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Land of the leprechauns Posts: 1,835	The hot tub release party is still the undisputed king.

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