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Old 11-26-2007, 09:31 PM   #1
Gary Whitta
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Craigslist post of the month (possibly year)

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http://houston.craigslist.org/cas/457918279.html
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:33 PM   #2
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What's a jo?
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:33 PM   #3
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jack off.
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:34 PM   #4
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Pure gold.
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:36 PM   #5
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If there is a Darwin, may that sod get sucked into the vortex and never be seen again.

I wish it was possible to find out whether some of the odder folks on these sites get what they want or not.
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:39 PM   #6
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Flagged, Best of craigslist!

Glad to see whitta back in link posting form.
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:40 PM   #7
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But "no gay stuff".
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:41 PM   #8
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I wish it was possible to find out whether some of the odder folks on these sites get what they want or not.
Surely you know there is at least one way to do so?
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:41 PM   #9
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As twisted as this is, I bet he gets a reply from someone willing to give it a whirl.
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:51 PM   #10
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Is that... a photo of a guy with only one leg and no arms?
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:52 PM   #11
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Is that... a photo of a guy with only one leg and no arms?
SCORE!!!
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:58 PM   #12
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jack off.
It's so awesome you knew that, sara.
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:58 PM   #13
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So... a guy... with only one functional appendage... wants another hairy-bellied (but shaved crotch) guy to jack him off while tied to a post in the middle of a tornado... straight only, no queers. And face AND dick photos only need apply.

Whittalink FTW.
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:19 PM   #14
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Why is it the Brits who always find this stuff?
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:26 PM   #15
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Why is it the Brits who always find this stuff?
They've been around longer than we have.
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:31 PM   #16
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So... a guy... with only one functional appendage... wants another hairy-bellied (but shaved crotch) guy to jack him off while tied to a post in the middle of a tornado... straight only, no queers. And face AND dick photos only need apply.
Possible handjob exchange. Possible.
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:35 PM   #17
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Why is it the Brits who always find this stuff?
It's my fault, I showed him.
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:51 PM   #18
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And you found this how?
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:53 PM   #19
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Houston+amputee+possible+jackoff+tornado vortex

Pretty common search string.
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Old 11-26-2007, 10:56 PM   #20
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hairy+dick pics+helen hunt+not gay

C'mon, Rimbo. Is there a better way to spend a Monday night? Heroes is slipping, so that's out.
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Old 11-26-2007, 11:51 PM   #21
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Is it bad that I want to reply? With dick and face pics, of course.
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:22 AM   #22
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That is awesome.
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:35 AM   #23
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That's great, I think I know someone who might be into this, should cheer him up. Thanks.
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:38 AM   #24
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I don't even want to know whether or not you are joking.
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Old 11-27-2007, 12:53 AM   #25
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ewwwwww
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:31 AM   #26
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If there is a Darwin, may that sod get sucked into the vortex and never be seen again...
Good god man, you would be singing a different tune if that vortex throw him AND his non gay, naked male partner a few hundred kilometres into your front yard. How would you explain it to your neighbours?
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:41 AM   #27
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I don't even want to know whether or not you are joking.
He's not joking. He's THE j.o. king!
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:46 AM   #28
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Has anyone considered just how Gary found that link???
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Old 11-27-2007, 04:57 AM   #29
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Has anyone considered just how Gary found that link???
Have you considered reading the thread?
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Old 11-27-2007, 05:15 AM   #30
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Good god man, you would be singing a different tune if that vortex throw him AND his non gay, naked male partner a few hundred kilometres into your front yard. How would you explain it to your neighbours?
"Looks like global warming is causing tornadoes in San Francisco now..."
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