Tit Punches

Jafisob · 07-14-2007, 07:12 AM

I am creating this thread for Coca Cola Zero and anybody else that wants to talk about tit punches. I have no particular interest in the subject myself but wanted to create a place where he could talk about it.

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If your wife gives you any lip about it, just punch her in the tit.

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Funny you should mention that because my mom came down here while I was reading your post and asked me what I was doing, so I punched her in the tit. That'll learn her.

http://www.quartertothree.com/game-t...ad.php?t=36970

metta · 07-14-2007, 07:17 AM

MyNameIsWill · 07-14-2007, 08:09 AM

I hear they hurt a lot.

Bad Neighbor · 07-14-2007, 10:39 AM

My wife punches people in the tit when she gets drunk.

Jancelot · 07-14-2007, 03:33 PM

I accidentally elbowed our very well endowed waitress in the tit at happy hour last night. She giggled.

Now let's move on to tit rubs because everytime the drink girl came by she rubbed hers on my arm. I love it when girls go the extra mile for a good tip. Mission accomplished.

BobJustBob · 07-14-2007, 03:55 PM

The trailer for Superbad features tit punching.

Coca Cola Zero · 07-14-2007, 04:06 PM

Tit punching is the new sensation that is gripping the nation. Don't be the last person on your block to punch a tit.

TimElhajj · 07-14-2007, 04:55 PM

Tit punching causes breast cancer. Don't do it!

Athryn · 07-14-2007, 05:09 PM

Tit punching obviously also inflicts mental retardation on the person doing the punching.

Angie Gallant · 07-14-2007, 06:05 PM

One of my greatest internet regrets is not saving Punch Punch Tits. I don't know what the actual name of the game was because it was in moonspeak. It was a tech demo for a DDR rip off where you have to punch the tits to make them sway and spin in time to the music.

Edit: Just to be clear, this isn't a joke. This was an actual game I played. I think maybe two other people from Planetcrap saw it too.

Zylon · 07-14-2007, 06:39 PM

SomethingAwful reviewed that very game a few years ago. Or, well, something like it. Ah, here we go--

Frontal Assault.

Not One Of Us · 07-14-2007, 07:01 PM

Should've just asked me, Angie; I still have it on my hard drive.

Union Carbide · 07-14-2007, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Not One Of Us

Should've just asked me, Angie; I still have it on my hard drive.

This is me, dying of lack of surprise.

Angie Gallant · 07-14-2007, 07:34 PM

You guys are the best.

barstein · 07-14-2007, 08:13 PM

Another kind of tit punching

Coca Cola Zero · 07-14-2007, 09:31 PM

Solid punch!!! But I don't think she has a tit on her face.

Machfive · 07-14-2007, 09:50 PM

She WAS a tit for what she did, snopes has the scoop on why she deserved it.

SqueakyFoo · 07-14-2007, 10:25 PM

A close relative of tit punching, perhaps?

Zylon · 07-14-2007, 11:30 PM

There's never a spellchecker around when you need one.

Athryn · 07-15-2007, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Zylon

There's never a spellchecker around when you need one.

It's funny, I never see "suprise" as a misspelling, I always have to have my spellchecker catch it for me, I think it's because of the way I pronounce the word.

MyNameIsWill · 07-16-2007, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Cat Master

My wife punches people in the tit when she gets drunk.

Wow.

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Originally Posted by BobJustBob

The trailer for Superbad features tit punching.

This is going to be an awesome movie.

Matt Perkins · 07-16-2007, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Athryn

It's funny, I never see "suprise" as a misspelling, I always have to have my spellchecker catch it for me, I think it's because of the way I pronounce the word.

Yeah, same for me. I've had to reprogram my brain to spell it the right way, even though that's not how I say it.

Also, tit punch, ftw. I'll have to try it on my wife...

Charlatan · 07-16-2007, 09:40 AM

I'm old enough that when I think of spelling "surprise" I think of Gomer Pyle saying it over and over "Surprise surprise!" He really enunciated the R in it.

And Matt, a friendly word of advice coming from an old married man: tit punching your wife is probably not a great idea.

hanji · 07-16-2007, 11:10 AM

Thread of the year!

Gary Whitta · 07-16-2007, 11:29 AM

Wow, we are now officially NeoGAF. Next up, avatars?

Charlatan · 07-16-2007, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Gary Whitta

Wow, we are now officially NeoGAF. Next up, avatars?

Every time I go to read a thread at NeoGAF, I want to kill 78% of the people there because of their animated avatars.

MyNameIsWill · 07-16-2007, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Gary Whitta

Wow, we are now officially NeoGAF. Next up, avatars?

Viral marketer.

Rimbo · 07-16-2007, 12:03 PM

I realize that I am, to an extent, the gold standard for creepy guys on this board, but this thread is too fucked up for even me.

I seriously don't get the joke, here. If there is one. And maybe that's because I have a shit sense of humor (cf. webcomics), and maybe it's because there are some depths to which even a lecherous fuck like me won't go.

Matt Perkins · 07-16-2007, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Rimbo

and maybe it's because there are some depths to which even a lecherous fuck like me won't go.

Well we know that it isn't it.

Lizard_King · 07-16-2007, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by SqueakyFoo

A close relative of tit punching, perhaps?

That had wallpaper written all over it until I noticed the misspelling. How does that not bother the people with the site?

07-14-2007, 07:17 AM	#2
metta Traded Gears for Mario game Social Worker Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Toronto, Canada - Xbox Gamertag: Subt3xt PSN: Subt3xt- Posts: 3,298	<cock punch>

07-14-2007, 08:09 AM	#3
MyNameIsWill Social Worker Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Newark Posts: 2,927	I hear they hurt a lot.

07-14-2007, 10:39 AM	#4
Bad Neighbor Neo Acoustic Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Cincinnati, OH Steam ID: Bad Neighbor Posts: 1,776	My wife punches people in the tit when she gets drunk.

07-14-2007, 03:33 PM	#5
Jancelot Broad Band Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: On the fine line between stupid and clever. Gamertag: Jancelot Posts: 275	I accidentally elbowed our very well endowed waitress in the tit at happy hour last night. She giggled. Now let's move on to tit rubs because everytime the drink girl came by she rubbed hers on my arm. I love it when girls go the extra mile for a good tip. Mission accomplished.

07-14-2007, 03:55 PM	#6
BobJustBob New Romantic Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Madison, AL PSN&Live:BobJustBob Posts: 8,370	The trailer for Superbad features tit punching.

07-14-2007, 04:06 PM	#7
Coca Cola Zero New Romantic Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 8,139	Tit punching is the new sensation that is gripping the nation. Don't be the last person on your block to punch a tit.

07-14-2007, 04:55 PM	#8
TimElhajj How To Go Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 10,549	Tit punching causes breast cancer. Don't do it!

07-14-2007, 05:09 PM	#9
Athryn New Romantic Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Type /release to return to your last bind point. Posts: 9,408	Tit punching obviously also inflicts mental retardation on the person doing the punching.

07-14-2007, 06:05 PM	#10
Angie Gallant New Romantic Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,196	One of my greatest internet regrets is not saving Punch Punch Tits. I don't know what the actual name of the game was because it was in moonspeak. It was a tech demo for a DDR rip off where you have to punch the tits to make them sway and spin in time to the music. Edit: Just to be clear, this isn't a joke. This was an actual game I played. I think maybe two other people from Planetcrap saw it too.

07-14-2007, 06:39 PM	#11
Zylon New Romantic Join Date: May 2006 Location: Merriam, KS Posts: 6,467	SomethingAwful reviewed that very game a few years ago. Or, well, something like it. Ah, here we go-- Frontal Assault.

07-14-2007, 07:01 PM	#12
Not One Of Us Social Worker Join Date: May 2005 Location: Phoenix, Arizona, USA Posts: 2,244	Should've just asked me, Angie; I still have it on my hard drive.

07-14-2007, 07:34 PM	#14
Angie Gallant New Romantic Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Seattle Posts: 6,196	You guys are the best.

07-14-2007, 08:13 PM	#15
barstein Social Worker Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Lost Due To Incompetence Posts: 2,774	Another kind of tit punching

07-14-2007, 09:31 PM	#16
Coca Cola Zero New Romantic Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 8,139	Solid punch!!! But I don't think she has a tit on her face.

07-14-2007, 09:50 PM	#17
Machfive Social Worker Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,820	She WAS a tit for what she did, snopes has the scoop on why she deserved it.

07-14-2007, 10:25 PM	#18
SqueakyFoo Neo Acoustic Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,716	A close relative of tit punching, perhaps?

07-14-2007, 11:30 PM	#19
Zylon New Romantic Join Date: May 2006 Location: Merriam, KS Posts: 6,467	There's never a spellchecker around when you need one.

07-16-2007, 09:40 AM	#23
Charlatan Social Worker Join Date: May 2006 Location: In the Mancave Steam: Charlatan * XBLA: CharlatanPrime Posts: 2,123	I'm old enough that when I think of spelling "surprise" I think of Gomer Pyle saying it over and over "Surprise surprise!" He really enunciated the R in it. And Matt, a friendly word of advice coming from an old married man: tit punching your wife is probably not a great idea.

07-16-2007, 11:10 AM	#24
hanji Hustle Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario Gamertag: hanji_moti Posts: 412	Thread of the year!

07-16-2007, 11:29 AM	#25
Gary Whitta How To Go Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: San Francisco, CA X360 & PS3 gamertag: Whitta Posts: 11,677	Wow, we are now officially NeoGAF. Next up, avatars?

07-16-2007, 12:03 PM	#28
Rimbo 6th Grade Spelling Bee Loser World's End Supernova Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Xbox Gamertag: Rimbosity Posts: 19,951	I realize that I am, to an extent, the gold standard for creepy guys on this board, but this thread is too fucked up for even me. I seriously don't get the joke, here. If there is one. And maybe that's because I have a shit sense of humor (cf. webcomics), and maybe it's because there are some depths to which even a lecherous fuck like me won't go.

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