Yahoo Answers is the worst thing ever

Jason McCullough · 11-04-2009, 11:04 PM

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You bring a girl back to your place and start having sex with her on top. Then when she is really getting into it your buddy, who she doesn't know about, comes out of hiding and sticks up her anus and says sneak king *****.

Staff Sergeant · 11-04-2009, 11:51 PM

Dear internet, is surprise sex rape?

Anyways there have been way worse yahoo questions than that.

This one is my favourite. Yahoo Answers is awesome.

Jason McCullough · 11-05-2009, 12:08 AM

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"ok im kinda worryed here since my g/f got pregnant and all she isnt been havein her period do u think the baby is drinkin the blood??? she 6 month pregnant"

/wrists

Athryn · 11-05-2009, 12:25 AM

The obligatory.

wumpus · 11-05-2009, 12:59 AM

Is there even any reason to have this thread? Yahoo Answers is the universal constant of embarrassment for the human race.

kerzain · 11-05-2009, 01:10 AM

I think it's entertaining.

Shadarr · 11-05-2009, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Staff Sergeant

This one is my favourite. Yahoo Answers is awesome.

Indeed, I'm using that one as my Facebook status now. It is truly sublime. However, Athryn's video is the only one that made me laugh out loud.

Calistas · 11-05-2009, 02:42 AM

I like how just about any software question on Yahoo Answers has replies from people pushing scareware. Nice.

alexlitel · 11-05-2009, 03:34 AM

Let's not forget a certain question for QT3.

Mike O'Malley · 11-05-2009, 05:47 AM

Yeah, that was before ElGuapo actually registered for an account.

AndrewM · 11-05-2009, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason McCullough

Why? this is why.

Because people ask fake questions after browsing through Urban Dictionary?

Griddle · 11-05-2009, 07:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Athryn

The obligatory.

Holy shit, my speakers were cranked in the office and like three people looked at me like a had an onion for a head, gotta love it.

ElGuapo · 11-05-2009, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Mike O'Malley

Yeah, that was before ElGuapo actually registered for an account.

Hardy har har. I would never use the word "jizz". How pedestrian.

Anyway, the problem with Yahoo Answers is not that the answers suck. The problem is if you type a question into Google, Yahoo Answers (and other sites like it) are ranked way too high on the list. It skews Google results to the dumb and useless.

noun · 11-05-2009, 09:41 AM

Agreed. Giving near illiterates unrestricted access to the Internet is one thing, but giving their nonsense a higher search ranking lowers the IQ of the entire Internet.

Bahimiron · 11-05-2009, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ElGuapo

The problem is if you type a question into Google, Yahoo Answers (and other sites like it) are ranked way too high on the list. It skews Google results to the dumb and useless.

I thought that was the problem with Wikipedia.

Jason McCullough · 11-05-2009, 10:32 AM

The strange thing is there's actually no sneak king entry at urbandictionary.

Coca Cola Zero · 11-05-2009, 10:47 AM

Most of the oft cited "stupid" Yahoo Answers posts are troll/joke posts. Society as a whole is dumb, but not THAT dumb (at least among those literate enough to post on the Internet, even if in terrible English).

AndrewM · 11-05-2009, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason McCullough

The strange thing is there's actually no sneak king entry at urbandictionary.

A glaring oversight!

Munky · 11-05-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by alexlitel

Let's not forget a certain question for QT3.

I want to know what Tim redacted from his posts.

Moggraider · 11-06-2009, 10:03 AM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=sneak+king

salwon · 11-06-2009, 11:09 AM

Truly, you have provided a service to humanity.

RyanMichael · 11-06-2009, 11:59 AM

Can a baby get pregnant?

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2014626AAqNCZa

Anti-Bunny · 11-08-2009, 08:36 PM

Staff Sergeant · 11-08-2009, 09:02 PM

Well I do believe Anti-Bunny just owned all of us.

wumpus · 11-08-2009, 09:30 PM

Cracked did, technically, but who's counting

kerzain · 11-08-2009, 09:39 PM

Gishface played a pretty big part too.

Omniscia · 11-08-2009, 10:02 PM

If the image is correct, Michael Swaim ought to get the credit.

Jason McCullough · 11-08-2009, 11:15 PM

I don't know why "advice that would get you killed" makes me laugh so hard.

Anti-Bunny · 11-09-2009, 05:54 AM

11-04-2009, 11:51 PM	#2
Staff Sergeant Social Worker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Kingston, ON Steam:Staff Sergeant XBL:epicwinman Posts: 3,478	Dear internet, is surprise sex rape? Anyways there have been way worse yahoo questions than that. This one is my favourite. Yahoo Answers is awesome.

11-05-2009, 12:25 AM	#4
Athryn New Romantic Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Post hoc ergo propter hoc Posts: 7,014	The obligatory.

11-05-2009, 12:59 AM	#5
wumpus New Romantic Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Berkeley, CA Posts: 5,980	Is there even any reason to have this thread? Yahoo Answers is the universal constant of embarrassment for the human race.

11-05-2009, 01:10 AM	#6
kerzain Social Worker Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,124	I think it's entertaining.

11-05-2009, 02:42 AM	#8
Calistas Social Worker Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Wellington Posts: 4,750	I like how just about any software question on Yahoo Answers has replies from people pushing scareware. Nice.

11-05-2009, 03:34 AM	#9
alexlitel Social Worker Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: California, America Posts: 2,385	Let's not forget a certain question for QT3.

11-05-2009, 05:47 AM	#10
Mike O'Malley Social Worker Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: ExecutionerFive, WHICH LOCATION!?!?!? Posts: 3,588	Yeah, that was before ElGuapo actually registered for an account.

11-05-2009, 09:41 AM	#14
noun Social Worker Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Portland, Oregon. In a box. Posts: 4,539	Agreed. Giving near illiterates unrestricted access to the Internet is one thing, but giving their nonsense a higher search ranking lowers the IQ of the entire Internet.

11-05-2009, 10:32 AM	#16
Jason McCullough World's End Supernova Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 24,287	The strange thing is there's actually no sneak king entry at urbandictionary.

11-05-2009, 10:47 AM	#17
Coca Cola Zero New Romantic Join Date: May 2006 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 6,974	Most of the oft cited "stupid" Yahoo Answers posts are troll/joke posts. Society as a whole is dumb, but not THAT dumb (at least among those literate enough to post on the Internet, even if in terrible English).

11-06-2009, 10:03 AM	#20
Moggraider Social Worker Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 4,427	http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=sneak+king

11-06-2009, 11:09 AM	#21
salwon Neo Acoustic Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Houston Posts: 1,806	Truly, you have provided a service to humanity.

11-06-2009, 11:59 AM	#22
RyanMichael Neo Acoustic Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ferndale, MI Posts: 1,530	Can a baby get pregnant? http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2014626AAqNCZa

11-08-2009, 08:36 PM	#23
Anti-Bunny Social Worker Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: West Indies Posts: 4,548

11-08-2009, 09:02 PM	#24
Staff Sergeant Social Worker Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Kingston, ON Steam:Staff Sergeant XBL:epicwinman Posts: 3,478	Well I do believe Anti-Bunny just owned all of us.

11-08-2009, 09:30 PM	#25
wumpus New Romantic Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Berkeley, CA Posts: 5,980	Cracked did, technically, but who's counting

11-08-2009, 09:39 PM	#26
kerzain Social Worker Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 2,124	Gishface played a pretty big part too.

11-08-2009, 10:02 PM	#27
Omniscia Social Worker Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: The 44th Parallel Posts: 3,515	If the image is correct, Michael Swaim ought to get the credit.

11-08-2009, 11:15 PM	#28
Jason McCullough World's End Supernova Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 24,287	I don't know why "advice that would get you killed" makes me laugh so hard.

11-09-2009, 05:54 AM	#29
Anti-Bunny Social Worker Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: West Indies Posts: 4,548

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