Reply With QuoteSounds like he totally deserved it.
Source: newsone.com by way of occasionally-not-100%-reliable dailymail.co.uk
"Florida Woman Arrested After Beating Up Boyfriend For Bad Sex"
Raquel Gonzalez (pictured) was arrested Monday and charged with felony domestic battery for beating up her live-in boyfriend Esric Davis (pictured) for climaxing and leaving her unsatisfied, reports the Daily Mail.
Sounds like he totally deserved it.
Let me be the first to say it, since it is so popular on this forum to say, "another excellent reason not to live in Florida".
Last edited by RichVR; 11-28-2012 at 11:30 AM.
Is this all that crazy? She got pissed off and beat him up. That could happen anywhere...
I'm going to go ahead and just GUESS that we don't have the whole story here and that MAYBE he has a history with her that led to this being the final straw, rather than the only reason.
Psycho.Originally Posted by WarrenM
WWJMJD?
Please, if JMJ were involved, there would never have been an issue as to her satisfaction.
A history of what...early finishes?
Note...she beat him up.
And he would be on to the next victim, er, woman by now.
And he would have beat up her and her boyfriend.
A history of fucking up, letting her down, missing appointments, not doing shit he said he would, etc. Basically, being a fuck up. I don't know! My point is I doubt she snapped and beat his ass for climaxing first as an isolated incident.
In regards to JMJ, I'm pretty sure you are confusing beating up with beating off. But yeah, he'd be doling it out left and right alright.
Psycho.
If he was the victim, why was he arrested also?
Maybe his mug shot was from a previous "event".
Yeah, and every time a woman gets beat up by her boyfriend, it's not because she burnt the dinner that night. I'm sure every woman that's been beaten up was a fuck up, just like this guy, amirite?
Piss off. Fine, you win, she's psychotic.
Hmm, I wonder if she's a member of the Shi'ar Empire, given that hairstyle?
Sounds more like a Drow.
I bet she has a hard time getting laid from here on out.
Rather like the perp's lips and cheeks. The hair? Well, admittedly my son had that hairstyle once....
Edit in: Once as in previously, just not at the moment. Just every time he is feeling lazy (which is frequent). But to make Rich's joke work...
Well, admittedly my son had that hairstyle....once!
Thar ya go, Rich! (Amazing how the meaning changes by moving the dots to the other side of the word)
Last edited by corsair; 11-28-2012 at 10:37 PM.
I don't think so. In some circles, getting beaten up on top of having sex with a certified psycho would be seen as a bonus.
I suspect the boyfriend is going to have a lot more problems going forward then she is.
Off topic, but GOD I love that movie.
"My mother shot me once, Johnny..."
Other than having the word "once" in it, I don't see the relevance...?
Um.. let's see if I can explain it. It's a joke. You said that your son had that hairstyle, once. Then the ellipsis. It's like you were saying that he had that hairstyle once but only once because you did something to make sure that it would never happen again.
The point of the joke is that the guy in the movie perhaps beat up his mother or father or even killed them for messing with him.
And so, the point of the now humorless joke is that he only had that hairstyle once, before you made it so that he would never have it again.
See?
That joke was funny . . . ONCE!
Nah, it was funny through the entire movie, Tim. Just saw Johnny Dangerously recently too, totally holds up.
I KNEW IT!
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