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    "Florida Woman Arrested After Beating Up Boyfriend For Bad Sex"

    Source: newsone.com by way of occasionally-not-100%-reliable dailymail.co.uk

    "Florida Woman Arrested After Beating Up Boyfriend For Bad Sex"

    Raquel Gonzalez (pictured) was arrested Monday and charged with felony domestic battery for beating up her live-in boyfriend Esric Davis (pictured) for climaxing and leaving her unsatisfied, reports the Daily Mail.


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    Sounds like he totally deserved it.

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    Let me be the first to say it, since it is so popular on this forum to say, "another excellent reason not to live in Florida".

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    Last edited by RichVR; 11-28-2012 at 11:30 AM.

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    Is this all that crazy? She got pissed off and beat him up. That could happen anywhere...

    I'm going to go ahead and just GUESS that we don't have the whole story here and that MAYBE he has a history with her that led to this being the final straw, rather than the only reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarrenM View Post
    Is this all that crazy? She got pissed off and beat him up. That could happen anywhere...

    I'm going to go ahead and just GUESS that we don't have the whole story here and that MAYBE he has a history with her that led to this being the final straw, rather than the only reason.
    Psycho.

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    WWJMJD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_PeaCH View Post
    WWJMJD?
    Please, if JMJ were involved, there would never have been an issue as to her satisfaction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarrenM View Post
    Is this all that crazy? She got pissed off and beat him up. That could happen anywhere...

    I'm going to go ahead and just GUESS that we don't have the whole story here and that MAYBE he has a history with her that led to this being the final straw, rather than the only reason.

    A history of what...early finishes?

    Note...she beat him up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Rubin View Post
    Please, if JMJ were involved, there would never have been an issue as to her satisfaction.


    And he would be on to the next victim, er, woman by now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian Rubin View Post
    Please, if JMJ were involved, there would never have been an issue as to her satisfaction.
    And he would have beat up her and her boyfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuzz View Post
    A history of what...early finishes?

    Note...she beat him up.
    A history of fucking up, letting her down, missing appointments, not doing shit he said he would, etc. Basically, being a fuck up. I don't know! My point is I doubt she snapped and beat his ass for climaxing first as an isolated incident.

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    In regards to JMJ, I'm pretty sure you are confusing beating up with beating off. But yeah, he'd be doling it out left and right alright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarrenM View Post
    If he didn't want to get beat up, he wouldn't wear such slutty clothing.
    Psycho.

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    If he was the victim, why was he arrested also?


    Maybe his mug shot was from a previous "event".

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarrenM View Post
    A history of fucking up, letting her down, missing appointments, not doing shit he said he would, etc. Basically, being a fuck up. I don't know! My point is I doubt she snapped and beat his ass for climaxing first as an isolated incident.
    Yeah, and every time a woman gets beat up by her boyfriend, it's not because she burnt the dinner that night. I'm sure every woman that's been beaten up was a fuck up, just like this guy, amirite?

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    Piss off. Fine, you win, she's psychotic.

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    Hmm, I wonder if she's a member of the Shi'ar Empire, given that hairstyle?


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    Sounds more like a Drow.

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    I bet she has a hard time getting laid from here on out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stepsongrapes View Post
    Hmm, I wonder if she's a member of the Shi'ar Empire, given that hairstyle?
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    Rather like the perp's lips and cheeks. The hair? Well, admittedly my son had that hairstyle once....

    Edit in: Once as in previously, just not at the moment. Just every time he is feeling lazy (which is frequent). But to make Rich's joke work...

    Well, admittedly my son had that hairstyle....once!

    Thar ya go, Rich! (Amazing how the meaning changes by moving the dots to the other side of the word)
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    Quote Originally Posted by TimElhajj View Post
    I bet she has a hard time getting laid from here on out.
    I don't think so. In some circles, getting beaten up on top of having sex with a certified psycho would be seen as a bonus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by corsair View Post
    The hair? Well, admittedly my son had that hairstyle once....

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    I suspect the boyfriend is going to have a lot more problems going forward then she is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichVR View Post
    Off topic, but GOD I love that movie.

    "My mother shot me once, Johnny..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by RichVR View Post
    Other than having the word "once" in it, I don't see the relevance...?

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    Um.. let's see if I can explain it. It's a joke. You said that your son had that hairstyle, once. Then the ellipsis. It's like you were saying that he had that hairstyle once but only once because you did something to make sure that it would never happen again.

    The point of the joke is that the guy in the movie perhaps beat up his mother or father or even killed them for messing with him.

    And so, the point of the now humorless joke is that he only had that hairstyle once, before you made it so that he would never have it again.

    See?

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    That joke was funny . . . ONCE!

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    Nah, it was funny through the entire movie, Tim. Just saw Johnny Dangerously recently too, totally holds up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WarrenM View Post
    Piss off. Fine, you win, she's psychotic.


    I KNEW IT!

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